It may seem at first like there’s a language barrier here, but don’t fret…turns out they’re talking about the universal language of loooooooove (and how not to speak it quite so loudly). (Via reddit.)
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Boners ist zehr peinlich!!
Peinlich means embarrassing auf Deutsche.
That must be one powerful boner if it knocked over all those cans.
He hates these cans!
Actually, in this cae, he might also LOVE those cans. Hard to tell.
Hehe. Hard.
Hard!
Das Booner
“Ich liebe dick.” – nicht die Deutschen, anscheinend
nei ICH liebe dick!
Don’t tell me how to live my life, Werner Herzog!!! It’s bad enough you’ve frightened me of grizzly bears.
Sie liebt dich
Nein nein nein
Sie liebt dich
Nein nein nein
Sie liebt dich
Nein nein nein neeeeiiiiiin
That was meant to be an upvote but it went horribly awry! Someone please upvote this comment ^^ STAT to counteract my blunderig computer mouse!!
This is an excellent complement to the Celebuzz ad that keeps showing up here.
I consider any boner hiding guide without mention of the textbook block to be an utter failure.
If a exclamation mark gives you a boner with a “kaboom” batman logo on the tip, think of moving red arrows ?… let me try it
“!!!!!”…
didn’t work… still erect
I don’t know what is funnier — that you have this waiting for the exact perfect post or that you looked it up, it exists and here we are…
1:03 is telling young men to hide their boners in the side pockets of their cargo shorts, correct? I don’t have the sound on, but that seems pretty clear to me.
In your waistband. (that IS the most effective way, btw.)
If this was your Chancellor you’d have trouble with erection subterfuge too.
Has she been in office since before Berlusconi was temporarily removed? Because I’d like to know his opinion on that (and he DOES have one (and he has almost certainly expressed it publicly (because he’s the best))).
Berlusconi is the best. AT BONGA BONGA PARTYS.
He called her an “unfuckable lard-ass.” (According to recordings taken as part of a blackmail investigation, because the man is also a crook).
Haha, the best part is, I sincerely do not know if he really said that, or you’re making it up! He WOULD say that!
Sorry, “arse.” I remembered it wrong.
http://www.theweek.co.uk/europe/fall-berlusconi/2191/berlusconi-%E2%80%98called-merkel-unfuckable-lard-arse%E2%80%99
I don’t understand. If females don’t ever see that I have an erect penis how are they ever going to know that I am willing to mate with them?