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Hollywood is now developing a live-action/animation hybrid Alf reboot movie. The working title is No Duh, Of Course. It’s going to be so great. America’s teens are like “Oh man, I’m going to sell my skateboard for a ticket to this movie I can’t wait to see it. Let’s eat Pop Rocks and listen to the hits on the radio!” America’s youth already cannot get enough of the new Alf movie! #ALF is trending worldwide on Twitter and he is everyone’s MySpace Top 8. But the question that remains is who should play him? If you really want to get the kids to the theater, you’re going to go with someone like Jaden Smith probably. But then again, this is nostalgia bait for an aging part of the population, so maybe someone like Mark Paul Gosselar would be better? Then again, that’s a little silly, and what people go for these days is darkness, gritty reality. If you want to do for Alf what Christopher Nolan did for the Batman franchise, then I think you’re going to go with someone a little stronger, like maybe a Dame Jeremy Renner. Then again, Paul Giamatti would really bring out the comedy in the neurotic alien. (I cannot remember if Alf is neurotic or not, but let’s just say that he is because none of this is real.) Or you get one of these new hunks, a Liam Hemsworth, a Taylor Lautner, a Jared Leto, and you make Alf more fuckable. Now he’s an international sex symbol. He eats cats, GET IT? Gross! Who should play Alf? How about McCauley Culkin? I feel like he’s kind of a sad case these days. Let’s bring him back the way Quentin Tarantino brought back John Travolta. Seems like no one has thanked him for that in awhile, by the way. Thanks, man!
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So glad my mom never threw out my Alf lunch box. Time to post that thing on eBay and watch the money roll in.
So glad I saved my Alf pogs…
Alf’s back! In pog form!
lindsey lohan is interested…but i think she could loose the part to Donald Trump.
AHHHH WHYYYY
Well, I’m pretty horrified to report that after assuring Google that I didn’t mean to search for “sexy elf,” I found this:
So let’s say Channing Tatum as Alf with this costume concept?
AHHHH DOUBLE WHY
Just be happy that I cropped out the bottom half of this picture.
I’m so ashamed to say that this is not the first time I’ve seen this photo!
I think I just found my new OKCupid photo!
I do a really good impression of Willie Tanner asking Alf not to eat the cat. I’m just putting that out there. #THESECRET
Ummmm why are we acting as if anyone but Andy Serkis could do justice to this role?
I always thought that Dave Coullier had a striking resemblance to ALF. Maybe its time to give Uncle Joey a call!
He’s too busy developing a similar film
but would you go down on him in a theater?
I vote for the same guy who did this:
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Yeah, I donwvoted that gif. What of it? I don’t want that creepy nightmare thing around here no more get off my dang lawn ya ice creamed whozzit. I even had to scroll down just to type this comment because otherwise I’d have to keep watching that thing eat it’s own iced brains. Ugh. ugh ugh ugh. This is like, the exact opposite of HermanCainSlowSmile.gif.
Can we get this teacup guy holding a cone from the Love Licekrs commercial, somebody? Anybody?
Guys. GUYS. This is on track to maybe being lowest voted unless there is a politics post. WHICH MEANS WE WILL SEE THIS AGAIN AT THE BALL. I need to do something. I need to be rash.
I dislike trampoline accidents. I hate all music post-1994! I’m writing in Courtney Stodden 4 Prez. OH GOD WILL HIS MAD EYES NEVER CEASE DESTROYING MY SOUL? OH GOD, I CAN SEE INTO FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRR
Actually, does the “no GIF” rule apply for lowest ratead as well?
That may be our only hope. I tried. Lord knows, I tried.
Saul Goodman
They do have the same hair. Good one.
-Kelly
Mitt Romney should play ALF.
ALF was an alien, not a robot.
ACTING! #RobotUprising
get Rodney Dangerfield on the phone!
Not to get all #grossgum on you guys, but an uncircumcised penis does a pretty good job.
You said you weren’t going to get all #grossgum on us and then you DIIIIIIID!
A movie “Alf” about a guy named Alf? Tyler Perry is listening…
Guy Fieri
Sarah Jessica Parker
It’s got to be Michael Madsen in full on Mr. Blond mode.
Sony Picture Animations has gained the right to make an ALF movie. Please help keep the ALF movie from becoming a CG live animation movie by signing this petition.
http://mbworld.org/forums/c63-amg-w204/461268-boston-metro-area-c63s.html#post5335477