Casting calls are almost always hilarious. Look, if you want to see an alien shove itself into a human flesh suit in Men in Black and walk around all herky-jerky for the big guffaws, then someone has to put out a casting call that says “Seeking weird looking man who might just be a suit of skin wrapped too tightly around a gross alien spider body who can walk like an absolute mess. Must own trenchcoat.” That’s how the magic is made! But the latest round of casting calls for extras on the Altanta set of the second Hunger Games movie are pretty funny. From ONTD:
African American Children 12 and younger Light-medium skin tone very thin. Need to have the ability to cry. Want to see distress in their eyes. Would love to see their crying ability on tape.
Subject “CRYING CHILDREN”
African American female darker skinned very thin age 60-80. Needs to have a hunched back or the ability to lose like that for an extended amount of time. Also need to have the ability to cry. See the pain in their eyes. Would love to see a video of them crying.
Subject “CRYING GRANDMOTHER”
African American female darker skinned tall and muscular age 16-15. Again the ability to cry. Would love to see them cry on video.
Subject “CRYING MUSCLE”
Hold on, guys. THERE ARE MORE! In the event that you cannot cry on video, there are plenty of roles for people who look deathly skinny and poor with bad teeth and ugly faces. I’m sure there’s a part for you! Take a look:
The extremely skinny any ethnicity and gender. Please submit 3 pics that shows your thin body frame and women no make-up please. We need to sell starvation and poverty.
Subject “THE SKINNY”
Caucasian women with weathered faces. These are hard-working women that have been through alot. This is where your no make-up is going to sell it. No photo shop show us the real you. We need the character faces to bring the scene to life.
Caucasian men and women that are skinny that have irregular teeth. You need to a a thin stature as well. Please send a picture of your smile for us. No make-up. This goes with the starvation and poverty.
Caucasian Men and women with very thin frames with acting experience/ Please attach pics that show your thin frame as well as your acting resume.
Seeking Children 1-17 very thin frames for the older ones more so. This goes hand and hand with starvation and poverty.
If you fit the descriptions listed above then please e-mail Idiomavailcheck@gmail.com please include 3 pics (head and body) age, ht, wt, and all contact info. Please list any additional info that was listed with the role you are submitting for. Please put appropriate listing in the subject box. Attach Videos and resumes as well.
Ahhhhhh! This guy knows what they’re talking about. We need to sell starvation and poverty. No photo shop. Please send video of crying black children to firstname.lastname@example.org. Subject: “Nightmare.”