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TROUBLE IN WHITE HOUSE PARADISE? It was recently revealed that President Barack Obama, after seeing The Dark Knight Rises, has fallen in love with Anne Hathaway and wants to marry her and wants her to have a million of his babies and wants to grow old with her and be a cute old couple sitting on a bench, holding hands, gently enjoying each other’s company until they both die in their sleep on the same night because he couldn’t stand to be apart from her for one second, not even in Heaven. From The Huffington Post:
Count Barack Obama on Team Anne Hathaway. During a fundraising event at Harvey Weinstein’s Connecticut home on Monday night, Obama revealed that Hathaway’s portrayal of Selina Kyle (a.k.a. Catwoman) in “The Dark Knight Rises” was his favorite part of the film.
“She’s spectacular,” Obama said about Hathaway, who was in attendance along with Weinstein and actress Joanne Woodward. “I got a chance to see Batman, and she was the best thing in it. That’s just my personal opinion.”
GET A ROOM, YOU TWO! No word yet from Michelle Obama’s reps on this stunning display of extra-marital affection. What will this mean for the 2012 presidential election? Will you vote for Barack Obama, knowing that his favorite part of The Dark Knight Rises was Anne Hathaway’s performance as Catwoman, which was actually pretty good and better than you thought it’d be but probably not what you would say your own favorite part was? The world will wait and see! Until then, sound off in the comments!!!!
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AKA reason #11.
“Pervy Prez Picks Pussy” – The New York Post
“President Obama Shows Daughters That Kick Ass Women Rock” – Jezebel
“Obama Ogles Oscar-hopeful Obscenely” — Washington Times
“Ooooh Barack Obama Loooooooooves Anne Hathaway” -Videogum
“Obama Hates the French, Ignores the Exquisite Beauty that is Marion Cotillard, Ignoring the Proletariat and Embracing the Bourgeoisie” – Le Parisien
“Obama Declares War On Batman” – Fox News
“Obama shows support for domestic terrorist” – Also Fox News
“Meow.” –The Captain Obvious Times
“10 Tips To Get Your Dog To Use An Elevator” — Dog Fancy
Somewhere, Tom Hardy holds back tears of rejection.
“I really wish the President wouldn’t be so insulting to our British brethren that have been such great allies of ours. Mr. Hardy was spectacular as Mr. Freeze. No let’s give them a round of applause for the amazing Olympics they have put on.” – Mitt Romney
that compliment only cost her a $12,000 donation to the Obama campaign.
I bet Anne Hathaway would let him eat mac & cheese more than once a year. #catslovemilk
“WHAT’S HE DOING WATCHING A MOVIE WHEN THE COUNTRY IS GOING TO HELL.”
-Your racist Aunt on Facebook
Actually, it’s more like “WUTS HE DOIN WATCHING A MOVIE WHEN THE COUNTRYS GOING TO HELL?!?!?!?!?!?!”
Yeah, I blew it, that was not sufficiently unhinged.
More like, “THIS COUNTRYS GOING DOWN IN FLAIMS AND BARRY NOBAMAS AT THE MOVIE THEATER LOL! I GUESS HIS TELEPRONTER WAS BROKEN SO HE HAD NOTHING ELSE 2 WATCH LOL”
barry and annie sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g
first comes love, then comes marriage then comes the end of capitalism and individual liberties in a baby carriage
She’s pretty.
“Count Barack Obama”
ha good one I read it that way too
I guess you might say she hath a way of exceeding expectations!
It would be great if he was all “I actually loved the Bane voice.”
when america is ashes you’ll have my permission to die #deathpanels
Something something, Obamacare, something something “magical back-healing rope.”
Romney’s favorite part of the film was the conversation the two stock market douches are having at the shoe-shine. That’s just his personal opinion.
Donald Trump came out of the film still not satisfied about the question of Bane’s place of birth.