Posted on Aug 3rd, 2012 by Kelly Conaboy
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Yep! That works! Ice cream, please! More and more ice cream forever, please! More and more ice cream forever until we all go to sleep together and have nightmares about ice cream and then wake up and eat it and eat it and eat it until we die! Yum yum yum! (Via Gawker.)
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I for one was shocked that it turned out to be Little Baby’s and not Little Babies.
whoever made this commercial is taking the “i scream, you scream we all scream” jingle to the next level.
“I scream, you scream, we all scream because this is fucking horrifying.”
That person must be freezing!!!!
The worst part is, they are definitely not covered in ice cream and I am so grossed out trying to figure out what it is they are shoveling in to their mouth.
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/09/business/in-food-commercials-flying-doughnuts-and-big-budgets.html?pagewanted=3&_r=1
Cillian Murphy’s career has really taken a hit.
I was thinking Jessica Biel
pretty sure that’s Andy Serkis.
Trying to make everyone hate a commercial for frozen food? You’re REALLY sticking with this “Today we are all Orson Welles” theme, huh?
NO ONE should hate this commercial, this commercial is the best.
The Hills Have Ice
Rosemary’s Little Baby’s Ice Cream
Nightmare On Rocky Road
Chunky Monkey Shines
Jack the Raspberry Rippler
Cookies N Scream
Let The Mint Chocolate Chip In
Cold Surprise
That’s exactly the way I’ve always pictured a homunculus to look.
I totally disagree with your image of homunculus, but appreciate introducing it to the conversation.
By the way, off-topic, but does the Bing ad look to anyone else like it reads, “The Bing Summer of Dong”?
Thank you. Yes. I actually posted this same thing with a screen shot about a week ago, but I don’t blame you for Spiderdonging since it was late.
But that had to be noticed by their advertising staff. “Bing is for Dong”? Seriously? “The Bing Summer of Dong… Riding”? Seriously? “Start Dong”? You’re still totally serious now, Bing?
Also mentioned in the previous thread, but that Celebuzz ad with the lady’s bazoongas has to go. If you are waiting for me to guess which celebrity’s boobs those are, I don’t know okay? I don’t know who it is, just leave me alone. Okay, it’s Tom Hanks. No? Okay, well I tried. So, you can leave now.
Christian Bale?
So they hired a marketing firm from Japan and used Babelfish to translate the announcer’s text?
There’s narration? I watched it without sound, and it was so horrifying, I assumed that was the way it was MEANT to be seen.
If I’m going to steal food from a baby, I’m definitely taking candy. I hear it’s the easiest.
I scream for
ice creammy lost sanitywerner herzog is really challenging the genre of the commercial with this one!
This looks like an Australopithecus.

NONONONONONONO
Well, 5 seconds was enough for me. Time to go sit in the fetal position in the shower for the rest of the day. BYE!
Well there you go. I will never be able to eat ice cream again.
Sidenote – Nick Cage? Is that you?
I think it’s Isabella Rossellini
Glad to see nutella girl is getting some work!
I am 7 months pregnant and have been craving ice cream daily for almost as long… UNTIL NOW. Thanks, I guess.
He eats babies?!!!