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Posted on Mar 4th, 2009 by Lindsay
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Well, here’s a real video of Mormon guys demonstrating their best pickup lines. The “You’re a tall drink of water, and I’m thirsty!” one is kind of Mormon-filthy!:
Whoa, wait a second, this is from 2006 at the earliest. Was Clayton McDonald the Mormon inspiration for Chuck Bass? SCANDAL! Wanna hear my Mormon pickup line? Here it is: “I’m not wearing any special undergarments.”
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girl, I;d like to share with you the true meaning of being a missionary.
I like the guy in the awesome tie at 1:07. It sort of seems like he wants to throw up at the thought of talking to a girl.
Mormons believe in Santa?
No, you can’t have my “pitcher.”
My favorite part is Jason Segel eating a Filet-O-Fish at the end. He doesn’t even need pickup lines!
Nice font!
The best pick up line ever has to be: “You remind me of fast food because I want to take you out … and then eat you in my car.”
stella!
“i’m clayton mcdonald” works wonders for me
That last guy was CLEARLY a character from Tim and Eric Awesome Show.
I wonder why there aren’t more famous mormon actors. I mean, the “Do you believe in love at first sight”, he must be at LEAST like Juliard trained, right?
Either my magical spectacles are malfunctioning or I’ve just seen an angel.
“and i’m looking for a good place to eat…” I thought that one was going to end horribly.
“Hi. Let’s not waste time here, OK? Would you like to be first wife in my growing family and not get jealous when I’m boning the others?”
Heh. The Pretty Woman line is complete fail. Julia Roberts played a hooker in that movie.
OK. When the one guy mentioned Richard Gear, I started trying desperately to figure out how he could possibly use “gerbil” to complete a successful pick-up line.
Nice. Even the gerbil one works.