There is some website that for an exorbitant amount of money lets you buy laser engraved iPod cases featuring your favorite pop culture imagery, just as long as your favorite pop culture imagery is completely lame and irrelevant. Each graphic design is more infuriating and impossible than the next. It’s hard to decide which one I hate the most (BUT I WILL TRY). You might think it was this one:

Show who is a fan of The Tudors? There’s a fan of The Tudors? I don’t even know what that means.

After the jump, a descent into madness.

This Al Bundy design is pretty fucking infuriating.

Do you hate your life? Maybe the reason you hate your life is because you think that things like this are a well-priced way to express your individuality. You should save your money and invest in a laser-engraved gun.

Although, it’s not quite as bad as just putting the Juno logo on your iPod. Very, very infuriating.

Go blog yourself!

Obviously, the most infuriating laser-engraved iPod case design is going to be the one that stupid people actually buy. Which makes me think that this Jeff Dunham disaster takes the top prize.

Now everyone at the gym will know that you are an asshole.

In the unlikely event that the available designs aren’t stupid enough for you, you can customize your own for just a few dollars more. Here’s mine:

This guy gets it.

Now you create your own!

Endless possibilities! It’s a race to see who can come up with the most ridiculously obscure reference that no one would actually put on an iPod! Just like this company actually did for real! (Thanks for the tip, Steven!)

Comments (137)
  1. too dumb to upload my Viva Laughlin design

  2. I can’t believe it took so long to get Vince and the ShamWOW on here. For shame.

  3. Drew  |   Posted on Mar 11th, 2009

    I’m too lazy to actually make one, seeing as I dont have photoshop loaded on my laptop. But I would either go with:
    seriously, paul reiser
    in the outdated sitcom category. or
    burn
    in the burn category.

  4. Drew  |   Posted on Mar 11th, 2009

    Oops. Sorry for the giantness.

  5. mopey mark  |   Posted on Mar 11th, 2009

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