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Ooh, goody, there’s a new Australian Kotex Brand Period Products ad featuring “The Kotex Beaver” as a cheeky stand-in for you-know-whats (vaginas):
Don’t try to figure out the metaphor of the beaver hitting the snooze button. It just doesn’t work. Those crazy Australians! If they do this in America they should use a cat. (Via Copyranter.)
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I can’t help it, I just love that beaver!
Sup Dawg, we heard you like yo beaver, so we put a beaver in place of yo beaver so yo beaver can watch a beaver being yo beaver.
Your comment about the cat reminds me of my favorite print advertisement. I laughed hysterically when I first saw this one: http://www.feministing.com/archives/005576.html
They totally stole this from the Vagina Monologues. Snoozy Beavers are so 1996.
(This is not true. But if you’re going to to something edgy with beavers in place of snatches, I wish it were something edgier. Like a beaver that CAN go to the beach!)
What you don’t turn your alarm clock off with your vagina?
This is advertising, what do you expect?