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Did you watch the whole thing? All 10 minutes? Great! Feeling good? Calm, right? So calm. So soothed. Just floating down the rivers of your mind. I’m going to post a video of a man who has an unhealthy relationship with balloons later. Shhhhhh! Watch this video again! Gwyneth Paltrow is the new spokesfaceson for Hugo Boss perfume. Soothe yourself. Hush now. Let’s take it back to zero. This safe zone will be here all day. Whenever you get scared or infuriated, you can always come back here.
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this video is making me have to pee
Your pants are as good a place as any, right?
And better than some! Trust me on this one, there are places you do NOT want to pee.
Where is the strangest place you’ve peed?
I haven’t peed in strange places, but my town has a big art festival every year that last for two daysish and for three years running, on the second day of the festival, I peed behind the same building.
at an outdoor concert I peed in a giant bush.
I peed in a potted plant once. Long story.
Gabe don’t post the balloon video! That is old, I already know he is my boyfriend.
You know, this is actually VERY soothing. It also reminds me that I need to do laundry tonight, but mostly it is soothing. Thanks, Gabe!
You wash your clothes by beating them against a rock in a stream? Thas old skool, dawg.
The vagrant lifestyle is finally becoming retro-cool.
“It’s laundry day, better grab the big bindle”
It almost made me forget that people love chicken sandwiches more that human rights. Breathe…..calm…..creek
The Ch-ic–k-fi-l-a- in my hometown is sponsoring the local Pride Festival!
http://nhpridefest.com/nashua-chick-fil-a-to-sponsor-new-hampshire-pride-festival/
Unfortunately their franchise fees will still feed hate, but at least this guy’s trying.
That reminds me of this:
At least they’re trying.
My dissident bladder kept trying to mutiny against the general and all encompassing calmness… damn you, liquid filled pouch…