
Last night I watched a new series on National Geographic called Freaks and Creeps, where host Lucy Cooke travels to different places in the world and looks for weird animals, because I was scrolling through what was on TV and this particular episode was called “Weirdest Monkey Alive” and obviously when you scroll through what’s on TV and you see something with that title you are going to STOP AND WATCH THAT SHOW, and, oh man, was it ever worth it. Something that bothers me a little bit about the show is that its claimed MO is to find animals that aren’t “cute,” and, like, really talking about how “maybe these animals aren’t cute, but they are COOL!” but the messed up thing about their claimed MO is that EVERY SINGLE ANIMAL THEY FEATURED WAS VERY CUTE. Get over yourself, Freaks and Creeps. You can’t spend a whole show talking about why the proboscis monkey has such a weird nose and tell me you ain’t looking for shit that’s cute. In one scene, a mother proboscis monkey’s baby almost fell off a ledge, and the mother saved it and then patted it on the belly to make sure it was ok. ARE YOU SERIOUS? Also they showed dung beetles eating poop, which was surprisingly adorable. All very enjoyable. So if you’re ever scrolling through TV on a Tuesday night I guess maybe watch this show if you want to, or don’t if you don’t want to, it honestly does not matter to me one bit. LET’S LOOK AT ANIMAL VIDEOS!
10. Pygmy Goat In An Office
9. Raccoon Mechanic
8. Puppy Sits On Kid’s Head
7. French Bulldog VS. Tiny Rocking Chair
6. Vocalizing Walrus
5. Pelican Bully
4. Mom Helping Polar Bear Cub
3. Baby Hawks Fight Over Food
2. Baby Owls Peek Out Of Nest
1. Cat Saying “No No No No No”
There are other videos of cats saying “no no no no no” on the Internet, and apparently they are popular, but I HAVE NEVER SEEN ONE BEFORE! Maybe I should spend more time looking for/at animal videos? That’s probably the problem. In any case, this one is very good and will, I’m sure, bring a smile to your face EVEN IF you’re familiar with the genre. Owls doing anything with their silly owl heads are always cute, so congrats to them, and the baby hawks are tiny and still scary, so congrats to them as well. The mom helping her cub is just adorable, obviously, and if you can even believe it the pelican almost didn’t even make it into the countdown until I watched it a second time and realized how great it was. CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERYONE!
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I believe that I could have lived a full and happy life without realizing that walruses can bug their eyes out of the side of their heads like that.
H.P. Lovecraft was right; weird shit does come out of the ocean!
(Note: he was not right about the racism).
WALRUSES ARE SO WEIRD
SERIOUSLY!
SAYS THE TALKING STRETCHING DOG
How do I sign up for getting an office goat? Life would be amazing if I had an office goat! GOAT!
Wait for Take Your Kid to Work Day
I suggest FLW retires from commenting, cause its all down hill from that joke.
Those baby hawks were stressin me out. Their beaks look so sharp! And they’re right next to their giant eyeballs! argh
Meow means yes.
You are absolutely correct small child…fear birds that are taller than you.
Years ago there was a “no” cat on some show; they closed captioned the entire thing and one of the things he “said” was Oh Don Piano. Now I occasionally call my husband Don Piano.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVBiRqKj6j8
Tough guy pelican got robbed.
So great! I want to cast him in a movie as the villain.
C’mon baby polar bear! So cute. More baby polar bears!!!
Owls, right? great.
Sorry guys, think you missed one!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDLCJeYeiPw
The other day I went to a wedding in a small town in Iowa and I saw some crazy animals. Do you guys know what a horse is? I saw 2. I also saw a pony named Sugarplum and a little 8 year old human who was giving tours for a dollar. I asked him how old Sugarplum was and he replied “tour’s over” and walked away. But my favorite cute animals were the little farm kittens and Ansel, the great Pyrenees who was actually in the wedding.

Woops, wrong picture
this is a doggy glamour shot
Let’s please talk about this picture also.
Is this you in the MrSkin.com baseball jersey?
No no no no, I wish I was cool enough to be able to pull off a Mr Skin baseball jersey. That’s just a guy who I had to immortalize on MicroSD. I love how he has his hands on his hips, like a superhero.