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Natalie Portman and Christian Bale, two film actors, are currently acting in a film together. They’re probably having a great time and enjoying each other’s company and falling in love on set, right? WRONG! They don’t get along a little bit! From the National Inquirer via Celebitchy:
Natalie Portman is so fed up with her “Knight of Cups” co-star Christian Bale, she’s ready to walk off the film set. But since she’s too much of a professional to actually quit, she’s quietly trying to come to terms with his unbearable behavior, an insider told The Enquirer.
“Natalie can’t stand him,” the insider said. “She thinks he’s tedious, arrogant and a disgrace to the acting profession.”
UH OH! Thank God Natalie Portman is such a professional. Although, “a disgrace to the acting profession”? Hahhahahah. Come on, Natalie Portman! (Or at least come on, inside source!) This is definitely an interesting and important story because outside of the acting profession, everyone loves all their co-workers always and never has any disagreements with any of them or anything bad to say about them over drinks with friends after a day at the office. “Jerry? He’s the best!” That’s all you’ll ever hear from America’s co-workers. Except when it comes to these movie stars because of how hard their lives are. If your life was as hard as a movie star’s life, and if you worked as hard as a movie star works, tensions would be high. You’d be like, “arrogant.” But so let’s delve deeper into this fascinating human portrait and really understand what is going on between these two treasures!
Natalie and Christian have just an hour’s worth of scenes to film together, but Christian’s need for perfection and to be the center of attention is causing the shoot to drag on forever. And that’s driving Natalie nuts, says the insider.
“Christian is constantly frustrated by his own work and incredibly intense and highly stressed over each scene,” noted the source. “He’ll insist they shoot over and over again because he didn’t like how he punctuated a line or something. Sometimes they wind up spending all night on the set just to satisfy Christian’s obsessive perfectionism.”
“Natalie’s really offended by Christian’s behavior and feels he’s completely dismissive of her… she thinks he’s all about his ego, and he doesn’t care who he insults or inconveniences.”
WHAT A CRAZY SCANDAL! Natalie Portman is sick of Christian Bale’s ego because he is dismissive of her and not respectful of her ego. MAYBE THEY SHOULD JUST GET MARRIED ALREADY! Hey, remember when the police were called to Christian Bale’s room because he SHOVED HIS MOM?! Natalie Portman should be more careful. Loose lips get ships SHOVED. We will continue to follow this incredible story, which I’m sure will have many more important and wild updates full of intrigue.
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Christian Bale seems like a piece of shit who happens to be a wonderful actor. Natalie Portman seems like a pretty fun person who happens to be an entirely unremarkable actor. This has romantic comedy written all over it!
while i agree with your assessment of Bale, I imagine Natalie Portman is pretty insufferable as well. that’s the takeaway I got from her Black Swan ‘Fresh Air’ interview, and other various articles, interviews, general vibes i’ve picked up on over the years. …she’s a little too ‘Type A’.
Agreed. I’ve also never met a “fun” vegetarian.
then you haven’t met my fiance.
* my defense does not extend to vegans.
Good one, Anthony Bourdain.
Lawblog, there are some cool ones. Part of the trick is you have to get to know them before you find out they are vegetarian. That’s the only way it works.
“I’ve always said you can’t trust a man what’s made of hummus! Not you, Zaxxon, you’re one of the cool ones.”
But seriously, have you guys only met three vegetarians in your lives? And did they all spoil The Dark Knight Rises for you?
What show is this from? I remember this. WHAT SHOW IS THIS FROM????
Mr. Show. Can’t remember the name of the episode, but the segment is called “Racist In The Year 3000″. Season 4, I believe.
Oh yeah!! I thought it was an old Nick show from like 1986. Maybe a You Can’t Do That On Television sketch. Silly screengrab.
What about Mary Moon? She don’t eat meat, but she sure likes the bone.
The CD single of “New Age Girl” was the fourth CD I ever bought with my own money. True story. Good story.
You may well be right; I’ve never seen any interviews for her, and really all I know about her outside of her acting was that rap she did for The Lonely Island, so I have no reason to dislike her.
She seems like the worst. She reminds me of the unfun girl that sits in the corner of a room at a party and pouts until their boyfriend (your friend that used to be fun until he started dating her) dote upon her and they leave early because she has ____. Fine, she’s super pretty, but is it worth it? No. No it is not.
Gerard Butler can play Christian Bale.
Thought you were talking about Gerard Depardieu and I was like “damn, he woulda been a good batman”
Also he keeps trying to murder Jared Leto while listening to Huey Lewis and the News
Yeah, but who doesn’t?
Yeah, I definitely wouldn’t consider that a flaw. I mean, MAYYYBE he could change the music up every now and then, but otherwise DO WORK SON!
Can we put this article in terms everyone can understand? Thor’s girlfriend doesn’t like Batman, which is weird since she teamed up with V that one time.
There. I said it.
Natalie Portman is so professional that she was in The Professional. Was Christian Bale in The Professional? No he was not. Team Natalie!
But he is very Newsies, whatever that means
It means that when he dreams (on his own), he’s alone but he ain’t lonely.
So Knight of Cups will be the 4th one, then?
He’s the co-star Portman deserves, but not the one she needs right now. So we’ll talk about him on blogs. Because he can take it. (jplay he probably can’t take it) Because he’s not our co-star. He’s a silent guardian of goblets, a watchful protector of coffee mugs. A dark knight of cups.
I got chills reading this.
Somebody get me an audio mashup of Christian Bale’s last rant interspersed with lines from Natalie Portman in Garden State STAT!
Or better yet, Christian Bale’s rap intercut with Natalie Portman’s SNL Digital Short rap. Thatw ay it’ll sound like they’re both talking shit directly to each other instead of to their insiders dishing to celebrity news peoples.
What don’t you fucking under-stand ooohhhhh good
Here’s what I don’t get: Why is it that it’s now 2012 and yet we STILL haven’t come together as a race – a unified human race of humanity – and declared officially that my precious Natalie Portman is the prettiest? I bessseeeeeech yyyyoooou
Ever seen Mr. Magorium… or Your Highness. Talk about disgraces.
You are working on a film with the greatest living American director, STFU.
Sounds like they are both typical of the acting profession anyway…if you ask me its this insider who is a disgrace to whatever the equivalent of profession is for being an insider telling things to the national enquirer.