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About a year ago, Gabe introduced the then-popular twitter hashtag game “describe your penis with a movie” into the Best New Party Game repertoire. I was reminded of it because the tag “#NameYourDickAfterAMovie” was trending today on Twitter (maybe some variation is ALWAYS trending?) and I thought, “Enough.” Enough with the MEN hogging all of the disgusting trending topic games. Lena Dunham exists now. Bridesmaids has been out for over a year. Girl posts outnumbered boy posts on Videogum today. I’m not sure that you can say the word “vagina” in the House of Representatives anymore, but I’m pretty sure you can AT LEAST say it on television without being fined a very large amount. It’s our time, ladies. Let’s play this vagina game. I’ll go first.
- There Will Be Blood*
- The Bone Collector**
- You Can Count On Me
- Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
- The Neverending Story
Very, very good. We all feel better now that we have our chance. Now you play!
*NO APOLOGIES.
**Gabe used The Bone Collector in the penis version, as well.
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I Love You, Man
V For Vendetta
C.H.U.D.
Pleasantville
The Ring
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice
The Brave Little Toaster
In & Out
The Room
The Ring
Donna Darko
Mission: Impossible
The Hurt Locker
A River Runs Through It
ERASERHEAD
Good Burger
Shallow Hal
The Deep
Chinatown
OR
Big Trouble in Little China
Zathura
Porco Rosso
For Love of the Game
Hustle & Flow
Snakes on a Plane
The Creature from the Black Lagoon
Black Snake Moan
Beetlejuice
Joe’s Apartment
The Last crusade
FernGully
Temple Grandin
Charlotte’s Web
Wonderland
Grey Gardens
Dr. Dolittle
28 Days Later
Pretty in Pink
Sideways (I’m Asian.)
Upvotes away! The paranthetical really sold it.
Bloodsport
(sorry, sorry)
The Last Station
THe Client
Jason goes to hell
The Tempest
The Hitchhiker’s Guide To the Galaxy
Gosford Park
Teaching Mrs. Tingle
Miss Congeniality
Where Angels Fear To Tread
The Comfort of Strangers
The Cook the Thief His Wife & Her Lover
(No, I’m not on Helen Mirren’s imdb page! Why on earth would you think that?)
Savage Messiah
Where the Wild Things Are
Do the right thing
Orgasmo
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Hot Fuzz
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
The Thin Red Line
The Big Chill
The Limits of Control
Something Wicked This Way Comes
Beasts of the Southern Wild
Heaven’s Gate
The Midnight Meat Train
In the Mouth of Madness
Kiki’s Delivery Service
Things You Can Tell Just By Looking At Her
Pi
Grand Canyon
How To Marry a Millionaire
How To Steal A Million
Vertigo
quigley down under
Great double use with the Tom Selleck reference, because his moustache always made his face look vaguely like….no? Ok.
blue velvet
International Velvet
Little Shop of Horrors
Shag
The Shining (for you know, the wax models) ew, sorry.
Kazaam
My Bloody Valentine*
*gay dudes need to start a #NameMyManginaAfterAMovie although the names will probably just be the same as these.
1. Easy Rider
2. Thin Red Line
3. Enemy at The Gates
Has anyone said Jawbreaker yet? Because Jawbreaker.
Free Willy
Exit Through the Gift Shop
Enter the Void
Which could be paired with ‘Touching the Void’
The Bourne Supremacy
The House of Yes
Panic Room
Crimson Tide
Velvet Goldmine
Eating Raoul
Pretty in Pink
I’m a trans guy, so…
Surprise Package
Grotte des Surprises (Surprise Cave)
Ace in the Hole
Cat in the Hat
Cave of Extraordinary Dreams
The Pink Panther
American Pie
hot fuzz
The Room
Drive
A Fish Called Wanda
Fresh
Tiger Lily
Planet Terror
Chinatown
The Land of the Lost
Trash Humpers
The Virgin Suicides
Hot Fuzz
Blood Simple
G-Force
(omygod)
Ruggles of Red Gap
Cries and Whispers