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About a year ago, Gabe introduced the then-popular twitter hashtag game “describe your penis with a movie” into the Best New Party Game repertoire. I was reminded of it because the tag “#NameYourDickAfterAMovie” was trending today on Twitter (maybe some variation is ALWAYS trending?) and I thought, “Enough.” Enough with the MEN hogging all of the disgusting trending topic games. Lena Dunham exists now. Bridesmaids has been out for over a year. Girl posts outnumbered boy posts on Videogum today. I’m not sure that you can say the word “vagina” in the House of Representatives anymore, but I’m pretty sure you can AT LEAST say it on television without being fined a very large amount. It’s our time, ladies. Let’s play this vagina game. I’ll go first.
- There Will Be Blood*
- The Bone Collector**
- You Can Count On Me
- Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
- The Neverending Story
Very, very good. We all feel better now that we have our chance. Now you play!
*NO APOLOGIES.
**Gabe used The Bone Collector in the penis version, as well.
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Teeth
Oh we all knew someone was going to do it. I just ripped off that band-aid. YOU’RE WELCOME.
Pan’s Labyrinth.
Paths of Glory
Forrest Gump
Brazil
Some Like It Hot
Also, I call “Rear Window” this time next year.
No Country for Old Men
Snatch
Snatcho Darko
The Thing
Final Destination
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
What Lies Beneath
Shutter Island
The Cave
Cave of Forgotten Dreams was the one that first came to my mind.
City of God
The Untouchables
Robert Down-there Jr.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Not Without My Daughter
Mystic River
You certainly have a lot of vaginas
Sleepy Hollow
The Untouchables #whoops
Really, no one?
JAWS.
The Descent
Holes
Toy Story
The Thing
Okay, I think I’ve done enough damage to the world’s perception of men here…
The Box
WHAT’S IN THE BOX!!!
Every Which Way But Loose
Drop Dead Gorgeous
If I were a dude, I would say “I’m Not There”
But since I’m a lady, I’ll say “I’m Still Here”
First Blood
Rambo: First Blood Part II
Deep Impact
Over the Hedge
Cave of Forgotten Dreams
Swamp Thing
Freddy Got Fingered
The Master
Dirty Hairy
Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
American Beauty
Best In Show
Waiting For Guffman
Waking Ned Devine
The Hunt For Red October
The Sixth Sense
A Fish Called Wanda
Scent of a woman
Oh, and Glory.
The Secret of Nimh
Snatch.
Die Hard
Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
The Hobbit
Internal Affairs
1. A River Runs Through It
2. Into The Wild
3. Let The Right One In
4. Way Down South
5. The Cave
2 thumbs up for “Let the Right One In!” it’s actually kinda romantic in a naming-your-vagina kinda way
In & Out
Big Fish.
ok, i’m done.
Matilda
What?! It’s a name.
The Dead Zone
A FIsh Called Wanda
ok, i’m really done.
Turner and Hootch (more Hootch than Turner, admittedly)
Precious
Based on the novel Push, by Saphire.
Gummo.
Return of the Jedi
Safety Not Guaranteed (Hi, Aubrey Plaza!)
Waiting for Godot
Waiting for Superman
Adventureland
The Human Stain
Too Fast, Too Furious
The 7 Year Itch
Babette’s Feast
life is hot in crack town… (can us gay boys play too, because for me it’s kinda the same thing but not, just on the back.)
Our Lips Are Sealed
Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium
Contagion
Good Will Hunting?
hunting for good willy more like it.
The Thing
Where the Red Fern Grows
The Untouchables
Octopussy
Clambake
Monster
i know it’s crude but did anyone say hatchet?
Trouble in Paradise
Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark
Grand Canyon
the big lebowski
For the Boys
Field of Dreams
if these walls could talk
The Beaver
The Abyss
Paths of Glory
π
Bring It On
Shaft
World Trade Center
I found the winner on Twitter!
The Host
Something Wicked This Way Comes
What’s Eating Gilbert Grape
Sweet and Lowdown
Office Space
Pandora’s Box
The Air Up There
Gape Fear
OR The Christian alternative: name your vagina after your favorite book of The Bible.
GALATIANS
Surely the obvious answer there is Genesis?
deuteronomy.
if it’s bad sex then it would be exodus, as in “exit us”… now.
G-Force
The Whole 9 Yards
Look Who’s Talking
Les Miserables
Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels
Rumble Fish
Top Secret!
Brazil
Tangled
Deep Red
Serenity
The Terminal
Temple of Doom
District 9