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URGENT! URGENT! URGENT! URGENT!
Drop everything you’re doing right now and let it fall to the floor and shatter like your head is going to do in about five seconds when I give you this update about Michelle Williams and her daughter and Jason Segel and their progress in becoming a family unit in Brooklyn, NY — a story that we have kept a close eye on for months. HAVE YOU DROPPED IT YET? Ok. So. From Us Weekly:
Can’t take my eyes off you!* On July 14, Michelle Williams and beau Jason Segel treated her 6-year-old daughter to the Broadway musical Jersey Boys. At curtain call, Jason even hoisted Matilda in the air to applaud, an onlooker tells Us Weekly. “It was very cute!”
Though the Brooklyn-based Williams and Segel still have separate residences, a pal says they spend nearly every night together: “They’ve started to become a family unit.”
Only the closest and best pals of celebrities are known to come forward as an anonymous source in a gossip magazine, so I think we can say this one is pretty airtight. To recap: An onlooker said something was cute. A pal said they sleep in the same bed.
URGENT WILLIAMS/SEGEL UPDATE HAS ENDED. PLEASE PICK UP SHATTERED WHATEVER AND PUT IT BACK TOGETHER AND CONTINUE. MORE AS THE STORY DEVELOPS. THANK YOU. (Via Celebitchy.)
*Do you think Us Weekly chose the song Heath Ledger sang in 10 Things I Hate About You to open their gossip piece about Michelle Williams and Jason Segel on purpose??????
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Woah…when did Jason Segel turn into my Dad circa 1993?
congratulations, your dad is awesome!
oh my gosh, YES! Let’s all call our dads tonight!
Thanks, he is!
Also, I have a strong feeling that Jason Segel is going to LOVE Jam Bands in a few years.
This is the second best unit of Jason Segel I’ve seen!
#dickjoke
Good catch! I hope they never break up, because then we will have to look at pictures of Michelle Williams looking sad with the caption “Why so serious?”
(That is kind of messed up though.)
That kid is getting treated to some nightly puppet shows.
gross.
“Drop everything you’re doing right now”? I’m reading Videogum. I dropped my mouse. it stayed in the exact same spot because it wasn’t off the desk.
You know what’s MORE urgent? The Fred Willard situation. Let’s get on that!
wha happened?
He was arrested for touching himself in an adult theater.
He went full Herman.
PAUL REUBENS WAS FRAMED!
oh, i knew….but like him, i just couldn’t resist.
I will never understand this, why ELSE would you go to an adult theater???
Celebrities — they bodega just like us!
Are they sure he wasn’t holding up Siri?