I had to watch this insider trading video for a job called Think Twice: The Sequel (because they didn’t want to call it Think Twice II, but then the next video was actually called Think Twice II hahaha). It was just a training video designed to educate employees on insider trading and warn them not to do it, but it had this sort of sprawling plot with a huge cast of characters, like bad guys, SEC investigators, etc. etc. like it was some super low-rent knock-off of The Wire. I felt bad for all the actors, who were uniformly terrible – like good grief, what is Girl Playing Pool Sexily with Computer Tech Who Later Gets Fired for Trying to Impress Her doing these days? But maybe one or two of them will become a beloved side character in a major television drama later in their careers? Keep the dream alive.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Fun Fact: every female in the 1970′s was named Linda.
I thought I was the only person who saw Dr. Frank!!
17 minutes? Can someone tell me where?
Like ONE MINUTE in…
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I like how he won’t let her go swimming. In a lake…because of sharks?
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It’s weird he’s in a bowling alley, usually he gives out unsolicited advice in his van. Then again, you get what you get when you have a shitty HMO…
wait, having periods makes you great at bowling???
I had to watch this insider trading video for a job called Think Twice: The Sequel (because they didn’t want to call it Think Twice II, but then the next video was actually called Think Twice II hahaha). It was just a training video designed to educate employees on insider trading and warn them not to do it, but it had this sort of sprawling plot with a huge cast of characters, like bad guys, SEC investigators, etc. etc. like it was some super low-rent knock-off of The Wire. I felt bad for all the actors, who were uniformly terrible – like good grief, what is Girl Playing Pool Sexily with Computer Tech Who Later Gets Fired for Trying to Impress Her doing these days? But maybe one or two of them will become a beloved side character in a major television drama later in their careers? Keep the dream alive.
Think Twice II: Think Twicer
What a douche!
The best callbacks are Winwood callbacks. http://videogum.com/166451/the-videogum-why-dont-you-caption-it-contest-sean-hannity-is-a-feminine-hygiene-product/franchises/why-dont-you-caption-it/
Here is Mike from Breaking Bad in Airplane!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEywGpIt0vw
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