A lot of blogs will make up some fake sports bracket and try to “scientifically” determine what is the best summer jam of the whole summer, ending with a 30,000 word parody in the voice of the Da Vinci Code’s Robert Langdon analyzing the ancient symbology embedded in Carly Rae Jepsen lyrics. Oh blogs! You are the worst! But you are still better, every single one of you, even this blog, than the WORST summer song of 2012, “Six Pack” by Gifted But Twisted. It is so bad! The worst! Headphones UP:

See? Summer’s ruined now. Gifted but ruined. (Thanks for the tip, Graham.)

Comments (27)
  1. Needs more Krispy Kreme.

  2. He’s obviously been taking rapping lessons from S.mouse, I’m surprised he’s not in black-face.

  3. As soon as I heard PWACK…ugh

  4. Just when you thought the creator of Fred couldn’t come up with a more annoying character.

  5. god my teenage cousin sucks.

  6. looks like he’s still waiting on that last growth spurt to kick in so that he’s finally taller than all the girls in his sophomore class next fall!

  7. “Hurry up and finish this video so we can put the Corona’s back before my dad gets home!”

  8. Why would you appear shirtless in your terrible music video about six packs of alcohol if you don’t also have a six pack? … These are the questions i type into this posts comment box, and don’t cause me any trouble when trying to sleep later.

  9. I GOT WELCH’S SO OLD THAT IT’S MERLOT

  10. Even the strippers he hired are bored.

  11. it is funny and depressing enough when people do this video for real, we don’t need another nerdy white boy parody of it.

  12. poll: did this guy tell his family about this and have they seen it?

  13. I’m worried about Jimbo from The Simpsons, guys.

  14. Chet Haze, the gauntlet has been thrown.

  15. Poor man’s Brokencyde.

    STEP IT UP LADS

  16. Maybe California isn’t that bad anymore, since they quarantined all the bad into one video.

  17. I literally paused the new Dirty Projectors to listen to this. I hate myself.

  18. LA rich kids are so adorable.

  19. I got 19 seconds into it before I couldn’t take it anymore.

  20. “My parents are out of town for the summer, let’s make a music video!”

  21. besides this being so DEEPLY problematic for obvious reasons (women must have 6-pack abs to hang, while men just need to drink beer), there is just no way this is real. no one can get fucked up off six beers alone.

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