I know what you’re thinking. “Why would I ever want to watch just a normal fishing video with no surprises?” You’re probably also thinking, “Why would you even phrase it that way — ‘Just A Normal Fishing Video With No Surprises’?” And you’re thinking, “Don’t you want us to watch it? Couldn’t you have thought of anything more enticing?” And then you’re also probably saying, like, “I understand that sometimes just relaxing and enjoying the quiet moments in life can be nice, and the hustle and bustle of the everyday can often be exciting enough that I don’t need to take my precious few stolen minutes away from it all and spend them on some thrilling bit of short media that I’m going to consume and forget immediately. And I do get that it might be nicer just to spend a moment watching something soothing in order to clear my mind and just kind of, you know, not to sound like some sort of new age-y type, but just to sort of refresh my spirit? If that makes sense. Actually, you know, this normal fishing video with no surprises actually sounds pretty good. Sure, show it to me!”

GOTCHA, NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Thanks for the tip, Gideon and murraynmitch!)

Comments (17)
  1. Did you know I could squeal with delight? Neither did I. I have an irrational amount of love for this video.

  2. This is not funny. I just saw ‘Jaws’ yesterday. Not cool. Nu-uh.

  3. This video is correct.

  4. SHA-ark is one of the newer Pokemon.

  5. Way to pull a bait and switch on us, Kelly!

  6. Pro-tip: Watch without sound. Lots of hooting and squealing towards the halfway point.

  7. But do LL Cool J and Tom Jane make it to the sequel?!

  8. I love this video for so many reasons, one of which is that it reminds me of one of the funniest scenes in a truly great movie:

  9. Shark I just met you and this is crazy but here’s my fish so HOLY JESUS CHRIST

  10. radiohead lyrics

    • A river that’s filled up like with water
      A poll goes in the water
      to try to catch a fish

      You look so tired but happy
      Bringing in the caught fish
      Totally normally

      I’ll take a quiet life
      Of fishing off my dock

      A fishing video with no surprises
      A fishing video with no surprises
      A fishing video with no surprises
      Hootin’, Hollerin’

  11. Reel it in? Did he say reel it in???

  12. The title of the clip has a sort of poetic quality.

  13. The real surprise would have been if Bobby was the shark all along.

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