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Mitt Romney was on some Fox News show recently and was asked over and over again if he could give us any clues about the person he plans to choose as a running-mate, and instead of doing that he made a CLASSIC SLIGHTLY INCORRECT MOVIE REFERENCE!
Perfect. So good. I wish I could reverse Men In Black Neuralyzer (NEURALYZER) that into my brain so it’s the ONLY thing that I remember. But I can’t do that. What I can do, though, and what we can all do, is play the very obvious, super easy party game that this little blooper leads to: slightly incorrect and evasive movie references! Me first:
- Yeah, I could tell you, but then I’d have to Click wiimote us BOTH back to the start menu.
- I’d tell you that, but then I’d immediately have to call Mr. Goblin and ask him to take you away to the baby swamp.
- Who are you, Nixon? From the historical drama Frost/Nixon?
- You’re asking me that? On this, my daughter’s birthday?
- Take it easy with the questions, I feel like you’re about to cut off my nose like in Reservoir Dogs!
See! Who says party games have to NOT be kind of weird and complicated in order to be fun! PLAY BALL! Play ball better than I did! (Via GotchaMedia.)
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Luke, I am your Uncle.
Use the forks!
“I love you.”
“I know.”
My choice? *waves hand* You don’t need to see his identification.
Election day is approaching faster than doing the Kessel Run in 12 parsnips.
You could have also kept the original, since a parsec is a measurement of length, not time.
go back to comic con, nerdlinger. and you’re incredibly late on your bra-bomb. we have gone through 8 university presidents since you said you were finished with that project.
“It’s an ambush!”
It was a tough loss. Like when Darth Vader cut off his nephew’s hand with his glow-stick sword.
I can’t tell you anything about the Vice President. If I did, I’d have to make you forget with a Jedi Mind Game.
“I need a new combination for my luggage.”
“Use ’5-4-3-2-1′! “
“Execute order 66…”
When I finally do reveal the answer, it will be more exciting than when they revealed that Gwyneth Paltrow’s head was inside of Marcellus Wallace’s briefcase.
“The way you’re ambushing me with these questions out of left field, I feel a little like I’m jogging straight into a shrub like in the charming In the Land of Women.”
No! I said Rosebug. There’s a bug on that rose over there! Look. *jumps out window and rides away on a sled.*
“Ehhhhh. Don’t even worry about it.”
I. Drink. Your. Frosty.
Herman Cain. Herman Cain. Herman Cain.
Ahhh, from that classic film, Citizen Cain.
“Good question, but that’s a call that’s going to have to come from INSIDE the house.”
How do I choose between the female candidates? First I think of a man, but then I add in reason and accountability.
Godzilla…ain’t got nothin’…on me!
I will make him an offer that’s unrefusable.
“Just like in As Good as it Gets, you can’t handle the answer.”
It’s weird that Mitt Romney would use a movie reference incorrectly, since he seems pretty devoted to the legitimate Scarface theory of “First you get the money, then you get the power.”
you know who would mix this up? an alien.
Like OBAMA?
If you keep asking me these questions, I’m going to fly away using 1,000 baboons like Up.
i almost spit out my drink onto my screen
spat?
I like sput. You nigh sput your soda unto that screen.
“If I’m elected, I plan to serve two terms and stop, much like the director of the two Saw movies.”
Forget it, Neil. It’s Little Italy.
“You’re asking me if I have a God complex? Let me tell you something… I AM TODD” -Todd
That’s when the attack comes – not from the CNN reporter who’s using trickery, but from the Fox News reporter directly in front of you.
(silence)
“Get it? From The Artist? No, wait, when the time is right, I will tell you (Italian accent) ‘with pressure.’”
“I hope Obama has plenty of Folgers ready, because coffee is for losers!”
If you keep bothering me, I will be Gone Exactly One Minute From Now
You ask me if I have a God complex? Well, let me tall you something…I am Todd
-Todd
Where can one buy a MIIIB fleshlight? Asking for a friend.
“These are different robots than the ones you’re thinking of.”
Drrrinkin’!
Don’t count me out. Like The Terminator said, I’ll return here at some point in time.
Love means never having to play your “Sorry.”
Well this one is basically true.
Do you like that Gladiator movie?
Have you ever been in a Turkish restaurant?
“You’re Shaq! I think you’re the greatest, but my dad says you don’t even run down court. And that you don’t even try… except during playoffs.”
“Listen kid, I’ve been hearing that stuff since I let Aaron Carter beat me at basketball…”
Do you ever hang around the laserium?
What Bill Murray says at the end of Lost in Translation but slightly incorrect and evasive.
“I plan to choose a woman, so we can support women who want to enter into politics, much like Matthew Broderick in Election.”
Will my veep be a female? Like that show on Starz? “The V-Word”? Starring Julia Louise Parker?
“I loved her as Phoebe!”
Note to self, after a long day at work, I don’t want to look at that with my eyeballs.
“Electric cars are not gay.”
“If I lose, it will be sadder than when Artax was consumed by the nothing.”
“My vice president will be very masculine, like Hugh Jackman’s interpretation of Wolverine.”
I would have guessed he’d choose a female, like Jaye Davidson in The Crying Game.
“You don’t understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it. It was you, Romney.” – Gingrich
I’d tell you, but frankly my friend, I don’t give a darn!
“You don’t understand! I coulda had ass. I coulda been a contender. I could’ve been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.” ~ newt gingrich
@bigbabyjesus….OOPS
Beatlejuice!
Once again: Beatlejuice!
“Hi. Somebody call for me? I’m Beatlejuice.”
This is also my response to you as well, but alas this is *the* .gif that keeps on .giffin*…
*Send me to pun jail. I am so ashamed.
I’ll never tire of that gif.
Soylent Green isn’t vegetables
Coffee is foreclosures!
I could tell you, haha, but then I’d have to you know, hahaha, turn you into that guy from Inception, ha, you know with the tattoos and he couldn’t remember anything?
“I think you’ll find that what Obama is going to need is, like they say in the Jaws movies, a bigger ship. And that’s what liberals want, because they’re typical big-government liberals. But, friends, at the end of the day, I want a smaller ship, just like in Jaws.”
Hahaha. Someone downvoted this. #nobama
Freedom. Is. Destroyed.
R.I.P. Freedom. #neverforget
(I’d put a crying eagle here but I feel like that’s become my response to everything to you lately.)
“I can’t tell you anything about the VP process. You know that, Neil. Now why don’t you make like a tree and leave?”
Do you get it?! You guys get it.
“The irony, Neil, reminds me of that famous Avril Lavigne song, when she sings about a black fly on your chardonnay.”
Get it? GET IT?? SO MANY LAYERS.
We will just round up the best candidates and see who’s DTF – in favour of downsizing the federal government man! Then I’ll put that C in the Veep, I don’t wanna talk a lot of shit about who it will be but she’s gotta be in the party and she’s gotta be extremist. She has to like me at least a little, enough to run with me. At the very least we will take some pictures together, two weeks shake some hands, month kiss some babies, whatever whatever, and then i make her my running mate. I’ve got like four solid months of campaigning. By the time the electoral college rolls around I’ll be like the Iron Chef of America.
Hey, Frank, you didn’t put my kid on the field. You’re a piece of shit.
You know what I’m talking about, you fucking soccer coach.
“I can’t tell you anything about my donors, Neil, you know that, but I can tell you that it’s like what my good friend Jack Burger from Big Troubles in China always says, ‘When you’ve paid your dues, the check’s been mailed.’”
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a baker.
“When I imagine myself in the White House it seems that this whole campaign will be a blip on the radar. Just like the famous quick-cut scene at the Copa in Goodfellas”
I’d like to tell you, but the best rule about Fight Team is you don’t answer questions about the Fight Team.
“Where we’re going, we don’t need votes…”
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After watching Mitt Romney on Fox News I went back into the field and the voice said, “ease his stupidity.” I LOLed.