Wow, right? Last night? Total wow.
Locke is back! But we knew that, didn’t we? Somehow? He’s like the white Jin. We knew he would be back. Remember that one time, I think it was Jack who was like “is he dead?” and Ben was like “sort of, don’t worry about it, next question, please!” Very suspicious. So the island brings people back to life? As long as they’re in a coffin in the cargo hold of an airplane? Jack’s dad is actually alive and not a weird human-shaped smoke monster? Whatever. As usual, so many more questions than answers. But Locke is back! But he is not back with Jack and the gang! Those guys seem to have time-warped while the rest of the passengers crash-warped. He is back with the new Losties. I told you they would stick around. Then Locke is all “I know who killed me.”
But the real surprise last night is that A WAR IS COMING, YOU GUYS! I don’t know who to believe.
I mean, Ben definitely seems like a bad guy again, right? NOT SO FAST. Without him, Locke might not have been able to go through with his suicide and the gang would never have gotten back together to go back to the island. Everyone played a part! And it’s not like you can “trust” Mr. Whidmore. He is untrustworthy! Then again, he did remind Locke that he had never tried to kill him while Ben had, and then later in the episode Ben does, so I’m feeling pretty Team Whidmore these days. I just hope I’ve picked the right t-shirt in this war!
I wear a men’s medium.