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It’s so easy to think that we’re above reasonable outcomes. We grow up watching Tony Hawk do a 590° and Jesse Camp win the MTV search for a VJ, ultimately becoming America’s #1 most revered television personality, and we think, “Why not us?” If they can do it — if Johnny Depp can seamlessly transform his “Winona Forever” tattoo into a perfect “Wino Forever” tattoo — what’s to say that we can’t do something a little bit crazy and have it work out perfectly? What’s to say that we can’t Jackass ourselves into a flawless acting career? What’s to say we can’t find love in a hopeless place? What’s to say we can’t walk on a very high tightrope, backwards and blindfolded, WITHOUT stumbling a few times and that ultimately falling off of the tightrope in a way that is no less terrifying for how deeply it was expected, especially because that’s why you were watching the video of it in the first place? WHAT’S TO SAY?
OH YEAH, JUST HAVING A BRAIN IS THE THING THAT IS “TO SAY.” DO NOT WALK ON A TIGHTROPE EVER, LET ALONE BACKWARDS AND BLINDFOLDED, GUYS! YOU ARE GOING TO FALL OFF OF IT, AND UNLIKE THIS GUY, YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT GOING TO COME OUT OF THE ORDEAL WITH ONLY A FEW MINOR INJURIES! YOU ARE NOT JESSE CAMP! YOU WILL NOT PROVE EVERYONE WRONG AND THEN GO ON TO PUT OUT A CLASSIC ALBUM WITH YOUR BAND JESSE & THE 8TH STREET KIDZ! I PROMISE! BE SAFE! (Via ViralViral.)
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I bet that guy has absolutely zero respect for the yellow line on the subway platform.
So I don’t live in New York, but everytime I’ve been there I’ve been so scared to cross that yellow line or that I’ll somehow accidently fall into the tracks. All that being said, I would kill to live in a city with a subway/metro line.
Or would it…KILL YOU?!?!?
Yeah, try riding DC Metro every day to work.
Last week I saw some kid standing with half his foot on the yellow and half hanging out over the tracks and it made me so irrationally angry. He had no right to make me that nervous!
Well at least it wasn’t a German or Russian this time around. Stupidity is spread around the globe equally, apparently.
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TBH, I was more disturbed when I realized that the weird POV shot at :44 was of his butt.
As was I, but then I felt a sort of kinship when it appeared that he had already shit his pants.
They should call it ‘blindfold mightfallrope probabling’ amirite you blookheads?
Don’t try to blookhead your way to an Editor’s pick, ya blookhead!
…says the commenter who just added verb to Blookhead’s “parts of speech utility belt”.
says djfreshie, blookheadedly. Adverb! Right?!? any English teachers??
Noun, wdjective, verb: Blookhead knows no bounds!
“Blookhead blookhead Blookhead blookhead blookhewd blookhead Blookhead blookhead”
“It’s my blookhead, Schwwrtz! It’s my blookhead!” – Being John Blookhead
You never see a woman attempt to do something crazy like this because come on, it’s very very funny. My favorite part is where he almost dies! LOLZ! That guy. So funny.
Not so much of a theory now, eh Darwin? What, evolution can’t even weed out a guy walking BACKWARDS??
Does anyone else think this is fake, in an attempt to deter young children from entering the blindfolded tightrope walker field? I mean, that looked like a sheer rock face, and he walked away unscathed.
Even worse, before he did this stunt he stated he was gay in order to drum up publicity. So in conclusion, fake and gay.
THIS DUDE. Hey mister, uh, maybe it’s time to throw in the towel/take off the blindfold after you almost fall like 3 times?
Oh clumsy Ryu.