1. lilbobbytables  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 +18 I made it 25 seconds in before Chris Hansen asked me to have a seat. Top that, everybody! Reply

   • heimaey  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 +2 I can. The video still was enough for me! Reply

     • lilbobbytables  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 +4 Well done! Except for the entire ‘we are going to jail now.’ Maybe we can be jail roomies! I’ll bring the shanks! Reply

       • heimaey  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 +3 If it’s anything like Oz I’m positive some sort of arrangement can be made! Looking forward to it! Reply

   • facetaco  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 +13 Who on earth would really ever wanna go and top that? Reply

     • heimaey  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 +2 I’ll give you one shot! Reply

2. smokey marcella  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 +12 The bad parenting alert and the robot uprising alerts seem pretty similar, but one makes me much sadder for humanity. Reply

   • lilbobbytables  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 +4 Wait until the bad parenting causes the robot uprising (either through inattention to junior as he/she builds a new sentient malevolent robot, or general robo-disgust at bad parenting). Then it’ll be fun* all around! *sadness, presumably followed by immediate robot-related death or robot-hybridization like I think was going on in Terminator 4, although I have not seen it so perhaps that is not what it was about at all. Anyway, whatever is going on in Terminator 4, that is what is in store for us. Yay! Reply

     • smokey marcella  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 +4 I haven’t seen it either, and I guess I won’t now because I hate spoilers. Even real world spoilers. Don’t get me started on the guy who let slip the Mayan calendar whopper. You might as well tell me what’s in the box in Se7en. Reply

       • lilbobbytables  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 +8 I’m sorry I ruined T4 for you. If it makes you feel any better, I heard it was not very good. Here is a gif in abject apology: Reply

         • smokey marcella  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 +4 I was going to point out that I meant the real world robot uprising was the spoiler, but having that gif above my comment box is very distracting. If I stop commenting for a while, you guys know where I’ll be Reply

3. R2D2, Esq.  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 +15 I know, right? Any decent and caring parent would make sure he was wearing swimmies. Reply

4. smokey marcella  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 +12 Also, can we talk about another bad decision: that one chick’s shitty tattoos? Reply

   • lilbobbytables  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 +10 I am still not sure if the largeish mark on her lower back left side is a tattoo or a bruise. If it is a tattoo, is it a fish wearing a crown? Because I would actually find that hilarious. Please let it be a fish wearing a crown. Reply

     • badideajeans  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 +9 I think it’s a bruise from dancing in the shallow end. She is a very clumsy dancer! Reply

5. summer estherson  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 +9 UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH. STOP. IT. NOW. PARENTS. GOOD. LORD. (Also, that kid had the most intense outie belly button I’ve ever seen.) Reply

   • Dr. Feelgood  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 +8 Yea. Youtube’s going to have a field day with that little xenomorph in there. Chalk another bad decision up for the parents. Reply

     • xaa  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 +18 Gay little kid he don’t even sing good Reply

       • summer estherson  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 +11 Would you rather listen to Tupac? Reply

     • badideajeans  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 +3 Don’t read the real youtube comments. Just don’t. Reply

6. djfreshié  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 +30 I know of a few blookheads who would love wwtching this video. Reply

7. Van Oben  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 +8 In defense of the parents, Albert almost never drinks sodapop. Reply

8. DS3M  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 +6 I think there’s something trying to escape his stomach Reply

   • EGhead  |   Posted on Jul 8th, 2012 0 I’m pretty sure that’s an umbilical hernia :-/ Reply

9. xaa  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 +13 The woman’s expression at 0:17 is the face you make at the precise moment you decide, “fuck it, I’m doing porn.” Reply

10. dooger  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 +17 I don’t know what the big deal is. He made my booty pop. Reply

11. Demi Adejuyigbe  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 +4 Multiple adults were involved with both the acting and production aspects of this song and video, and at no point did any of them say “Hey… let’s not.” Reply

12. Gmarley  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 +4 This effort to make Amber Alerts more catchy and danceable needs some adjustments. Reply

13. topknot  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 +44 “Call me maybe…” -Child Protection Services Reply

14. explainer guy tries again!!  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 +8 you know what turns off the bad parenting alarm? money and fame. Reply

15. twilly  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 +8 Here honey squirt this water gun…. Reply

    • imsteph  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 +2 Seriously, at least the Oozinator commercial pretended to be in good faith. Reply

16. Tom Sproat  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 +4 “Froze-n-Time Productions: For All Your Professional Multimedia Needs” I think they should reconsider their definition of ‘professional’. Reply

17. closet_geek  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 +2 Also maybe spend less on music video production and more on medical needs. That’s a huge hernia on his stomach!! Although it wasn’t the most disturbing thing in the video, that award goes to the whore with the dragon tattoo. She was shaking her ass a little too close to that kids face, also a little to vigorously if u ask me. Reply

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