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When you go to the barbecue tomorrow, you’re going to need something to talk about with all of your friends. Here are a few suggestions:
- Did you read my tweet about Nora Ephron?
- Who is the most fuckable guest in the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel?
- Did the Engineers in Prometheus create us just to punch us in the face?
- Are you excited for the Malcolm in the Middle crossover on season 2 of Girls when Shoshanna dates Dewey?
- What did your mom have to say about Anderson Cooper?
- Isn’t anyone worried about Tom Cruise and his feelings in all of this?
- Did you buy the official 90 dollar white t-shirt on Goop, asshole?
- BREAKING BAD, AM I RIGHT?
Enjoy all of your sparkling conversations and ribs.
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Did you guys see the comment about Seth MacFarlane I posted on Videogum last week?
Well it’s not like it’s JUST a white shirt. They added grosgrain piping!
AND it’s “one size (O/S) (comfortably fits US sizes 0- 8)” so you can share it with all your skinny friends
When you scroll over it on the product page, you get text that says, “We like to wear ours untucked.” THAT is the best, most enticing thing you can say about this $90 T-shirt?
Wait, so is that just Gwyneth using the royal “we”?
I swear… EVERYTHING is better with a Blingee. Especially major works of art:
DId you guys hear about the new Tyler Perry movie, Tyler Perry’s Barbie Q?
“Who is the most fuckable guest in the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel?”
Allow me to answer this question with a Blingee:
I love freedom. Do you love freedom?
?I definitely love that strolling Statue of Liberty.
When my barbeque starts talking about our favorite bald eagle blingees I’m going to stan this one over the one where the eagle is crying. Because my fourth of July resolutions are all positivity based.
I like this one that I FOUND (for real, I thought you just made them yourself until about 5 minutes ago). It’s screaming for freedom.
I’m at my office 30 minutes before I usually get here – no one is here yet and no one is going to be here all day. I’m tired, hungover, and wishing I was home asleep….but then I saw this and I remembered that this is all for America. And badideajeans’ blingees are what freedom is all about! thank you for making my morning!!
At first I was disappointed that nobody has ever made a Blingee of Bill Nighy, but then I was just really excited to make my own.
Duh. No contest (sorry Maggie Smith).
LETTS GO
If I only had more upvotes to give
CELEBRATING OUR FREEDOM
There’s a movie that’s probably really bad out there called Chalet Girl featuring some lovely young actress, one of the guys from Gossip Girl, and Bill Nighy. And it’s all about a poor English girl who falls for this posh hunk and Bill Nighy is in it as someone’s dad. Yet every time I saw the preview, I was silently yelling in my head because the stupid Chalet Girl was falling in love with Chace Westwick or whatever and NOT Bill Nighy. BILL NIGHY! He’s rich AND good looking AND not a total snob.
TL; DR – Bill Nighy is clearly the best.
That movie isn’t that bad. That actress is Felicity Jones, and she is quite lovely.
This is basically a list over every conversation I have ever had with a co-worker ever.
“a list of” or “a list covering” . How am I supposed to know which one? You choose.
You’ve given us the choice because AMERICA.
Also:
-Where do you get your ideas?
Everyone be prepared for your grandmother to mention Andy Griffith three times; everyone under 35 be prepared for her to ask you if you even know who Andy Griffith is, like she just thought of a real good joke. Or maybe quit partying with your grandma.
Did you hear Andy announced he is a homosexual and then passed away? It was so sadz.
My mom is Anderson Cooper so ya burnt Gabe
I… can’t… stop… (finding Blingees)
love emo goth tears stars pictures
haha…obviously I’m not so good at posting Blingee’s…but I’m happy that their instructions for posting resulted in this comment
“Hey, would you like to watch a washed up pop singer shill for some large corporation before you and I discuss terrible fake-rap videos?”
“Did you know those ‘kosher’ hot dogs aren’t really kosher?”
“This is Scotland. Why are we having a barbeque? All our food is wet.”
Where is everybody today? Did i forgot the queens birthday or something?