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During the showtunes medley that Hugh “Pee Pants” Jackman and Beyonce performed at Sunday’s Oscars ceremony, Jackman dipped the Beez and her breast popped out. KIND OF. JUST BARELY. Normally, this is not a website that covers nipple mistakes, but this is Beyonce, and it was at the Oscars, so it’s basically the best of both worlds. (It’s basically riding a horse on the beach. Call back!) Besides, we pretend like we have higher aesthetic and ethical standards but in the end this is a blog. Blogz will be blogz. It’s like that old business saying: Beyonce’s barely-exposed nipple sellz. You know, business stuff.
What’s particularly insane about this nipple accident, though, is not that it happened during one of the most widely televised events in the world, but that anyone noticed it at all. I’ve posted the photo after the jump (although you have my apologies before the jump: I’m sorry). I think you’ll see what I mean.
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Like, seriously, what? That wouldn’t be visible on a 7,000,000 inch HDTV. I’m still not even convinced that it happened. Someone worked very hard to find that. Someone very lonely. They probably whispered “come to daddy” while looking through the photos. “Eureeka, my 12 cats, I have found it!”
(Thanks for the tip, Edith)
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It’s just exactly as I’d always imagined!!!!!
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now we know who worked very hard to find that
Hugh Jackman’s all “Ew!”
Also, Beyonce is such a professional. Her arm is positioned just so to (mostly) obscure her areola, and the rest of her is positioned to hide Hugh’s pee pants. That lady is a class act.
whoever noticed this first should never be allowed to have sex again. or more likely, they’re still a virgin and should never be allowed to have sex. ever.
This is the farthest I’ve ever gone, guys.
That’s a nipple all right.
And that, my friends (?), is the most heterosexual that has ever happened at the Oscars.
…or to Hugh Jackman.
…or to Hugh Jackman.
It was bound to happen, no article of clothing can completely contain Beyonce, she’s just too bootylicious!
Boobylicious*
I think everyone’s eyes were crying blood from that travesty of a musical number for any viewers to really notice. Obviously Satan himself discovered this as he is the only one evil enough to get through watching it again.
I looked at the boob, then I mentally sang Single Ladies and laughed because Janet Jackson at least put a ring on it.
Nards! I hate double-posting!