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OK, yes, this little boy is singing Lee Greenwood’s “Proud to Be an American” on a Dallas cable access tribute to 9/11, obviously, and NEVER FORGET, it’s not like anyone is saying you should forget, but if we don’t also repurpose it for this week of barbecues and fireworks and swimming holes and fried watermelon and poison ivy and car insurance and Cheerios and air & boat shows and sprinklers and redwood forests and Morningstar Farms veggie dogs and whole milk and gravel and retina displays and HBO Go and Obamacare and snail mail and Carly Rae Jepsen and electric toothbrushes and blue jeans and Pinterest and vampires and The Bone Collector (1999) and Vincent Gallo and astronaut ice cream and Garfield treasuries and suntan lotion and Peter Dinklage and popsicles and Nintendo 64 and potato chips then the terrorists have FART! (Via Christian Nightmares.)
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You forgot to mention the institutionalized opression. It’s one of our most cherished national pasttimes!
One I try to participate in every day.
Happy Day off for Canada Day everyone!
Why would you need a day off from lumberjacking, hockey, and drinking syrup?
YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, FACETACO
Yes, happy Canada day to all (Canadians).
Is this where we post what we did for Canada Day? Because I didn’t do much. I only went down to the beach (but with True Patriot Love).
No, I don’t know what that means.
I bet it involved a speedo, and doggy paddling.
Having the 4th of July fall on a Wednesday is worse than cancer and the Holocaust combined.
Eh, cancer’s not so bad. It grows on you.
yes. how are we expected to celebrate freedom when we are imprisoned by the rest of the week? this holiday is not as our forefathers intended it to be used!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO except I am a wimp and plan to spend the week sitting in my refrigerator because heat, but still. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sorry, spot’s taken.
Is he hiding from the fireworks?
“Happy 4th of July! Hope you like food that I possibly humped!” – Dog in Fridge
That vest says that he’s “out” as well as “proud”.
It’s this kind of bigotry that really gets me. We won’t truly be free until everybody can be fabulous, regardless or their orientation.
Hey everybody, look who’s here! It’s Baby Friday!
Hi R2!
Small town gays are so precious!
Maybe I haven’t been paying attention, but I don’t remember ‘In Between Two Ferns’ being this patriotic and bedazzled.
I remember (two years ago today)!
http://videogum.com/198162/never-forget-america/webjunk/viral-video/
Oh man, Gabe forgot. The terrorists have farted.
Why are there only five stars on that vest? What year is this? 1773?