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The Duggars, as far as I know, are a very large family with a television show. That is as much as I know about them, and I’m upset that I know even THAT much. So it comes as no surprise to me that I had no idea that they were also SUMMERTIME FUN EXPERTS! Did u guys kno about this? Here we all are, scanning the pages of Summer Vogue or whatever for our hott hott summer tips when we could’ve gotten it all right here, on this blog, from Mom Duggar. Take a look and get ready 4 some fun in the sun! From ONTD:
“[W]e don’t judge anyone that doesn’t have this perspective, but for us, we felt like we needed to be covered from our neck to below our knees mainly because God talks about the thigh being uncovered, and how that’s nakedness and shame,” she writes.
What she says next is sure to raise more than a few eyebrows: Their other motivation for covering up is to avoid “defrauding” others – in other words, encouraging lustful thoughts in passersby. “Now, granted there are a few people out there who could be stirred up by a cardboard box all the way from head to toe, but regardless we want to maintain modest dress,” says Michelle.
You won’t find the Duggars at the beach, either – and it’s not because they don’t like getting sand between their toes. No, the family avoids public beaches and pools to keep the Duggar men from catching an unwanted glimpse of women who, um, don’t feel spiritually called to hide their assets. “[I]t’s just too hard for the guys to try to keep their eyes averted in those situations,” says Michelle.
FEELIN’ HOTT HOTT HOTT! Stay cool this summer with this very cool way to live the one life you’re given on this Earth that will keep you cool in Real Heaven and out of the fiery pits of Real Hell, and serves the True Idea that women are the cause of all the sins in the world.
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How convenient that a woman who’s had 20 kids thinks it’s wrong to wear swimsuits.
And by convenient you mean fortunate.
Poor men! First women aren’t funny and now they just make you go all crazy with their sexiness so they must be tamed like wild animals. I guess men need to spend more time together. A lot more time together – like getting sweaty and dirty and with a lot of psychical contact.
Obviously the implication that women’s shameful bodies are at fault for men’s inability to control themselves is offensive and stupid, but I’m not going to pretend that I haven’t done anything stupid to get closer to a woman’s shameful, sinful, terrible, no good, sexy body.
But R2, it’s wayyyyy sexist to assume that I, as a heterosexual female bird, haven’t done equally stupid things to get close to a male bird’s shameful, sinful, terrible, no good, sexy body. FOR SHAME.
As a Minnesota Lutheran, I think we are understating the amount of shame we should feel over bodies. MORE SHAME. AND SAND. BUT MOSTLY SHAME.
so that’s not just the weather?
Say Five Hail Mary’s and two “Hello, Dolly’s.”
Or drink 5 Bloody Mary’s and, well, you won’t remember.
I feel you. I’ve done some stupid things to get next to straight men and boy are they gullible and easier to bed than one may think.
Someone should tell this family, however, that it’s not 1900 and we don’t need to populate the earth anymore. If they’re so christian why don’t they adopt?
It really is unfair, especially considering that men never make women go all crazy with *their* sexiness because all women hate sex and only do it so that God doesn’t send them to hell for not popping out enough babies.
and we as a society publicly shame Octomom?
Fundamentalist Muslims and Christians have a lot more in common than they would like to admit.
My friends that have taught in the Middle East have told me about swimming burkas. After perusing the Duggar’s site there is a link to a thing called wholesomewear.com that sells modesty swimsuits for Christians. It’s… wow.
I’m an atheist, but if it were socially acceptable (where I live) to swim in this I would.
What do the women wear?
I think having 20 children makes you look more like a sex-crazed she-devil than wearing shorts, but that’s just me.
Oh c’mon…don’t you listen to Rush. Brith control not sex makes you a slut.
I was really confused when I first read this because of course I thought you meant the band Rush.
Having sex 20 times with your husband doesn’t make you sex crazed. That would mean she only has sex about once a year.
Shorts on the other hand might make everyone want to have sex with you and other people, and not even for baby making purposes.
Just take this guy:
Sexy time!
“We’re sexy and we know it” -Duggars
I literally want to air-drop a Douging Kate Upton over the Duggar Compound.
Can you please take that idea and turn it into a NBC’s ‘Merlin’ type miniseries?
I think I’m going to start calling the act of beginning sentences with “We don’t judge others, BUT” Duggaring.
Thigh will be done.
So help me if they are wearing mixed fabrics…
SMITE THEM. SMITE THEM NOW.
I have the weirdest boner right now.
That box is SO nasty in the best way.
I don’t know why, but TOO FAR
Tell me about it. I can’t even go near breakdancing!
Look at that whore, it’s opening it’s flaps…beckoning you to come inside…
Weird? This is a very normal boner for me!
That woman has been pregnant for 14.25 years of her life. You guys should really (or maybe not at all) check out duggarfamily.com. It’s….well, it’s really something.
I’ve been reading that for most of the morning. Wow. They are terrifying.
I thought this was going to be more along the lines of “fun summer activities for a family large enough to fill a summer camp.” Beach would actually top that list because you just have to pay parking. Family movie outing? $300. CPK? $400. Disneyland? Ha.
But instead it was an extreme anti-feminist spouting some scary-ass shit.
Every time I look at her my uterus hurts.
I’m counting on at least one of the girls to grow up to be a queer feminist porn star and at least two of the boys to be psychosexual serial killers. Or vice versa– I’m not a misandrist, after all!