You may have heard that Octomom was releasing a porno from your “Octomom” Google Alert, but someone put together a short highlights reel that is (basically) safe for work and it’s almost TOO sexy. You are going to be very turned on, sexually!
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There is no emoticon sad enough for this
LOL
just find the one and use it 8 times.
I just realized that in order to make 8) you need to use the number 8.
Normally I’d be clamoring for the NSFW version, but this is the exception that proves the rule.
I hope she’s not cooking bacon in that outfit. Cooking bacon shirtless something you do ONCE.
*is* something.
Also, this made me like her for the first time ever. But actually maybe I just like whatever lunatic editor picked that music.
You know how I know I live in NYC, I watched that video for the kitchen.
This was surprisingly uplifting
where does she find the time?
I have the theme to Ghostbusters 2 in my head now. Thanks, Gabe.
Well I guess you’re gonna have to take control of that.
It’s better than the Fruity Pebbles rap jingle that usually takes up brain room, playing on an infinite loop like a horrible scene from a lesser-known Sartre play.
God, I wish that were a joke.
Nausea2: 2Fruity 2Pebbles
“I hear men like bacon and women who iron. LOVE ME.” Barf.
were there a lot of wacky slide whistle sound effects in that, or did my brain just produce them in response to what it saw?
If I wanted to see something fourteen people have passed through, I’d check out the ticket line for “Rock of Ages.”