When life gives you boogers, make cereal filled with boogers. And then say “I have boogers.” It’s not like you’re going to get away with lying about it. We all know you have boogers, just be honest. “I don’t have boogers.” Yeah, right! Then what are those two Prometheus space snakes hanging from your nose? Just lean into it. Everybody boogers. (Via ViralVideos.)

Comments (10)
  1. I love this kid’s grammatical structure. Object. Subject verb object. I’m going to start using it for everything.

    Comments. I write comments.

  2. Snoot Loops.

  3. Boogie Mane is gonna be this kid’s rap name.

  4. Good Friday Morning everybody! Woo Friday!!!
    Cute Kitty Friday!

  5. it’s always fun seeing your favorite rappers as kids, and Krispy Kreme is the cutest!

  6. With that pendulum of snot, it’s like he’s the world’s least hygenic grandfather clock.

  7. I’m beginning to think the kick a ginger day campaign was possibly justified.

  8. Nausea. I have nausea.

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