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Can you imagine? A world where underwater watches I MEAN NIGHTCLUBS exist, free to be enjoyed by any watch I MEAN NIGHTCLUB AGAIN enthusiast whenever they want. Just slap on your waterproof watch, put your bathing suit on under your clothes, make sure you really trust your waterproof iPhone case because you’re def gonna need to check it while you’re down there, get to the club, disrobe, put on your underwater helmet, be taken down to the underwater bar one at a time on a moving platform, try not to think about what will happen if you all need to get out of there at once, or what if the moving platform breaks and you’re having a lot of anxiety about being underwater and you really need to get out but now have to wait for them to fix the platform and it takes A LONG time, or like what if there’s a medical emergency and no one knows because how even do they hear each other talk? Then you play spear darts and drink a drink through your helmet in a way that they couldn’t even pretend to figure out for this video. #underwater #getwasted #getwatches (Via Geekologie.)
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New York’s hottest nightclub is Drowning, where you’re only given an hour’s worth of oxygen and poisonous jellyfish swim next to you.
i really couldn’t think of anything better because I was too busy being terrified of the video.
This club has everything: snarky sharks, mermaid waitresses, Benedict Cumberbatch hanging out with a pack of otters, deep sea fish with glo-sticks on their head, a manatee bouncer that looks like Wilfred Brimley…
This is perfect, I love you both.
And this place has everything; bubbles, Jaws 2 & 3, cement shoes, and just when you think the fun is over, knock knock, who’s there? it’s Candygraham Norton. All of that in an aquarium filled with human tugboats.
Before you ask, it’s that thing when, like, midgets wear a snorkel and swim floaties with some rope tied around their waists, and they help pull drowning victims back to the docks.
i like their snork helmets. also, how do they drink those drinks?
I think they stick the super-long straws up through the mask. But that means that the rest of the time, your straw is floating around in pee-water.
No farties.
FINALLY, a bar for US! I’ve been looking for a claustrophobic death trap to hang out in with a bunch of strangers in 1950′s Sci-Fi scuba helmets. Great idea. Perfect idea, even? Wait, are those jellyfish? Also, was that guy just playing darts with a harpoon gun? Fuck it. I mean, what could POSSIBLY go wrong?
Seriously, though, everyone would be peeing all the time in there.
Peeing is pretty much a given, but I think the real problem is what if someone gets too drunk and throws up in there? That will take ruin everybody’s day.
But the puke would stay in their own helmet. The pee’s free flowing.
“Imagine a nightclub underweater inspired by a watch created by artists” WAS my standard pick-up line. Back to the drawing board, I guess!
guys, i’ve been there. this place is totally chill. you can bring dogs!
They’ve got who’s-its and what’s-its galore!
I’m only interested in thingamabobs.
Well, they’ve got plenty. But who cares? No big deal.
Well I want more.
Well you *did* say you wanted to be where the people are….
I was all on board until they unleashed that smack of jellyfish, to which I will now refer to all previous comments about peeing/farting/barfing.
where and how the hell am i supposed to smoke?
gillyweed
you fondue cheddar, are my hero.
“I’d like to apply for the bartender job. What would I be doing on the job?”
“Well, you aren’t actually going to be making drinks, because underwater.”
“So what would be my responsibilities?”
“How good are you at standing and handing strangers mysterious bottles?”
“Okay, I guess?”
“You’re hired.”
I think the real question is can you look hot in a retro diving helmet and bikini? Because that’s not a look many can pull off…
…including the bartender in this commercial.
No kidding. no one wants to see my dumpy man titties! gimmie bar with shirts!
I’m here a day later upvoting “dumpy man titties.”
What is even the point of putting on make-up/wearing a cute swimsuit if you have to wear Goliath’s neck brace the entire night?
Drunk, underwater and spear gun sounds like a TERRIBLE combination. SIGN ME UP
I’m already going to be at my new fave bar “Home”. You have to get up and fix the drinks yourself, and there’s not a lot of selection. There’s always some sort of cleaning or laundry to do and some random 5-year-old boy keeps coming up to you and asking for things. It’s really the hippest spot in town.
Look on the plus side– If you meet a special someone and it gets exclusive, you can boast to your friends that your significant other was your ‘Deadliest Catch.’
It’s a room full of people with pruned hands and penis shrinkage. Ain’t nobody getting laid at this place.
I like the idea of combining drinking with the overwhelming feeling of claustrophobia this bar induced in me.
HOW ARE THEY DRINKING THEIR DRINKS??? I did not see one person take a sip, plus it would let in all the water if you broke the seal to your helmet.
That’s what I couldn’t stop thinking. There appeared to be some silly straws at one point, but I don’t know how that would help unless there was some sort of straw-airlock in the helmet.
The helmets probably have an opening at the bottom for that. Like the moon pool in The Abyss. And I guess the straw is like the water tentacle.
Makes me think of this:
I was in Vegas and went to one of those bars (I think it was called “Zero Degrees” – good one!) where the entire thing is all ice, including the bar and the glasses you drink out of, and you wear a big fur coat and gloves.
It was… (wait for it) *cooler* than I expected.
this looks pretty legit