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Half the nation is unemployed, so there are new drinking rules anyway. You may drink before 10 am if the weird people of Fox News find a way to say “bright blue scrotum” at least five or six times in one tiny clip (it’s back up):
I like that mentioning the scrotum is actually unnecessary. Like, if you have a monkey running toward you with its teeth bared, are you really going to examine the monkey’s scrotal hue before running away? The best part is, of course, when the first lady to say “bright blue scrotum” outright refuses to repeat it. Like, she has a framed famous quote on her office wall that says “Never let anyone make you say “bright blue scrotum” twice, for you are a special flower.” – Oprah Winfrey. Also, it pains me a little that people at Fox News in the background are sitting around laughing at “bright blue scrotum,” because that’s what I would do. They’re supposed to be evil! (Bright blue scrotum.) (Via Cajun Boy.)
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The worst part is at the end, when the guy starts talking about Eric Holder’s “Bright blue scrotum”. Racism rulz
awww. the video died.
Anybody got a transcript?
This is fake.
Great, now I’m drunk and I have to go to work.
“The Huffington Post has learned that the below video has been doctored. We regret the error and apologize to Mr. Gibson. John Gibson never compared Eric Holder to a monkey with a bright blue scrotum.”
LOL- that’s almost funnier than the doctored clip.
Ahem… bright blue scrotum (I just had to)
Anybody else expect a post about Watchmen?
That was exactly my thought when I heard “bright blue scrotum”, I thought Fox was going to attempt to stir up controversy.
Why has no one made a joke about blue balls?
That’s also how they recognize when Bill O’Reilly is pissed off.
Speaking of U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder:
Eric Holder is a racial-minority individual, and in his heart and mind he inevitably does not endorse hate crimes committed by George W. Bush.
George W. Bush committed hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism (indicated in my blog).
George W. Bush did in fact commit innumerable hate crimes.
And I do solemnly swear by Almighty God that George W. Bush committed other hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism which I am not at liberty to mention.
Many people know what Bush did.
And many people will know what Bush did?even to the end of the world.
Bush was absolute evil.
Bush is now like a fugitive from justice.
Bush is a psychological prisoner.
Bush has a lot to worry about.
Bush can technically be prosecuted for hate crimes at any time.
In any case, Bush will go down in history in infamy.
Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993
?GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN U.S. HISTORY? BLOG OF ANDREW YU-JEN WANG
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I am not sure where I had read it before, but anyway, it is a linguistically excellent statement, and it goes kind of like this: ?If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memories so they never got stale and faded.? Oh wait?off the top of my head?I think the quotation came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.