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It’s rare that someone can so clearly measure the physical distance between what they imagine themselves to be and what they actually are, but if you sneak up on yourself with a videocamera you just might be able to capture that elusive truth. Hide your camera in the grass and put another one up in the breezeway between your aunt’s apartment building and that house where the man on the porch offered to have you come inside and get a “nice haircut.” You’re on a battleship and you’re sinking. Someone help you. MAX HARRIS SUMMER 2012. (Thanks for the tip, werttrew.)
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Eat a baked apple pie
The whole thing, if I try
When I’m done you’ll ask why
As I throw up and cry
Hey Max, sweet hoodie, are you coming to the Toronto meetup?
PS @ 3:31, your autotune should be set to a B natural, not a B flat PEACE
Are we sure this is meant to be serious? It looks an awful lot like the “Boy Band” videos we used to make when my friends and I were around this kid’s age… Also, did this kid write that song? If so, great job, kid! It doesn’t sound any worse than half of what is on the radio right now, (s)he (??) could have a great future as a pop-song writer I feel.
Basically, I guess I’m the Jennifer Lopez / Paula Abdul of this comment trio.
Which would make R2D2 the Simon Cowell and djfreshie the Randy Jackson. Excellent comments, Fatima. Very good comments.
I want to get high too, but I just call Carl Chambers BBQ and they deliver my weed… I don’t sing any songs about it.
You can express yourself, just as long as you do it in between the side of the house and the fence, away from your father’s judgmental vision.
My favorite part is when he tousles the grass.
then i don’t think you made it to the part where he whispers.
Stop singing about drugs, mow the damn lawn, and put on some real pants – I can see your pro-tools through those sweatpants.
You know what, maybe we shouldn’t have an internet.
Wynn, funny you should say that because that is the internet’s motto.
THE INTERNET: “Maybe people shouldn’t really have me”
I know he SAID “no looking back” at the end, but I was really hoping for one last sassy over-the-shoulder glance.
I thought he was gonna go all the way backwards without looking back, i guess he wasn’t aware of the poignancy and symbolism of the moment.
Hey does this kid roll with the KKK? (Krispy Kreme Krew, guys…)
i’ve always wondered what a really motivated but talentless kid would be like if he did nothing but watch Robyn videos all day.
Are we sure this isn’t a young Max Silvestri using a stage name?
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usually passing out in the grass and getting up to hump a stone wall in your sweatpants is a sign you’ve gotten a little too high. but i do love this. it’s like someone set my middle school poetry to auto-tune.
this is actually like, 75% similar to any song by jj – pretty much all that’s different is prepubescent chubby white boy vs. melancholic swedish girl. I’m not sure how this affects my opinion of jj
this kid is just asking to get bullied
I’ve probably said this one million times, but thank GOD there were no YouTubes or GarageBands when I was his age.
xD btw i found this dubstep remix of his video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZBv5dcX81M