Oh man, you guys. It feels like Gossip Girl has been on hiatus 4 everrrrr. New episodes return March 16th? You might as well tell me new episodes return Space 2110. This is funny, though:
VOTE HIM OFF! VOTE HIM OFF! VOTE DAN OFF! VOTE HIM TO DEATH!
I, of course, am pretty fluent in Bass-talk. “Où est le Bass-room?” At the very least I can Bassk enough questions to get around. The problem is that my Bassccent makes a lot of people think that I’m speaking Charlie Trout-talk and they get confused. Like, I’ll say “Anyone up for a quick game of Charlie Trout-ball?” or “Could you please Charlie Trout the salt?” But people usually figure it out, and if they give me a hard time about it, I figure they’re just being Charlie Trout-holes.
































I think we all agree with Chuck that Dan needs to be voted off. Or killed off, either one.
Also, why so many reruns of everything lately? I thought February was supposed to be sweeps month.
The marketing for Gossip Girl continues to be some of the best for any television show since The N was promoting Degrassi the Next Generation.
If this came from the same people that created the OMFG campaign…then the saying “lightning doesn’t strike the same place twice” has been proven true.