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Despite being deeply involved in the Miley Cyrus vs. Adam/Chu Dance Crew YouTube Dance Battle of 2008, I remain completely ignorant about what Hannah Montana is. Which, as a 43-year-old man seems perfectly reasonable. I mean, I know that she’s a character played by Miley Cyrus, and that she has her own TV show, and that sometimes Miley Cyrus performs in public AS Hannah Montana? Which is weird. She’s always in character then, like the Daniel Day Lewis of 12-year-olds. She drinks your milkshake. Literally, not metaphorically. Because you’re 12. So she gets a long straw and she drinks your milkshake. She drinks it up.
This poster is great though. She has the best of both worlds? You mean beach and horseback riding? Those are the two worlds. Whenever anyone is like “it’s the best of both worlds,” they are talking about horseback riding ON the beach. Otherwise, though, those worlds are very separate, and they require different hair colors. If I went to this movie, I would be on the edge of my seat the whole time wondering which of the two best worlds she would choose. BEACH? HORSEBACK RIDING? Make up your mind, for some reason you can’t have both. Team Beach.
Kids are stupid and have stupid taste.
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Team Horseback Riding.S
Well there’s only one way this movie will have a happy ending…it involves a bus.
She should save a horse, ride a shotgun. With her mouth.
I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but:
The theme song for Hannah Montana is “Best of Both Worlds” because she gets to be super famous Hannah Montana but then also gets to be regular girl Miley (can’t remember last name) because nobody knows Miley = Hannah. That being said, this poster is still stupid and the movie will obviously suck.
Yes, I know way too much about Hannah Montana. I have a niece, that’s my excuse.
Is this the end-of-contract movie for Miley Cyrus and Disney? If so, “Hannah Montana is Dead” is a WAY better title
Well, but the reason the poster is stupid (or one of the reasons) is that it doesn’t illustrate a real contrast between the two worlds it’s ostensibly talking about. The top picture should be of a stadium concert or something.
Sorry, that was meant to be a reply to Julia.
Right you are. Again hating myself for knowing this, I’m guessing they picked these because Hannah Montana (and the Miley character, since they’re the same person and all) live in Malibu, but character-Miley moved there from backwoods Tennessee or Kentucky somewhere. So I guess they’re her two ~different worlds~ because everyone in TN/KY/wherever rides horses, obviously. Again, still stupid.
Either way, this officially counts as too much time discussing Hannah Montana today, so I’m shutting up.
Apparently the Hannah Montana show is a sitcom on the Disney Channel about a “regular girl” who goes to high school and has boy problems and stuff, and she has to keep everyone from finding out that she’s SECRETLY a celebrity with a wig and a fake name. Like Sabrina the Teenage Witch except instead of being a witch she’s secretly Hannah Montana. I mean. I’ve never watched it, it’s just, y’know… the zeitgeist… I’m just trying to be informative here! (ALSO, if she has to choose, doesn’t that mean the show ends?)
u are tottaly right if miley decides to be miley then she is miley but if hannah decides to be hannah then she is hannah so the show had to pretty much end if lilly or oliver or jackson become famous to wich will probabley never happen and you are right the showm would end and this is comeing from a 10 yearold who hates to watch hannah montana
It doesn’t mean the show would have to end, would it? I mean, there’s the possibility of choosing Hannah Montana, therefore being able to keep the title of the show. Otherwise I don’t really care. But my 20 year old male friend is going to drag me to see this. There is such a big possibility of us being arrested for being old and creepy in a Hannah Montana movie.
The show probably has to end because real-Miley keeps dating a pedo and sending everyone “sexy” (ew) cameraphone pictures of herself.
you obviously haven’t seen equus. horseback riding on the beach to scar a little boy into (spoiler) blinding a bunch of horses because he gets sexually confused by the freedom of a hot muscled dude riding a horse so freely on the beach galloping (fucking) as contrasted to the strict confines of his unloving father and overbearing mother, FTW.
I just figured it out, every day Gabe wakes up and does a “Know Your Real Age” quiz. Bingo!
But, in reference to this post: duh. Kids movies are generally horrible and spunky and perfect for their intended audience. My students love HM/MC and it’s not in my interest to ruin their fun by making fun of them for it. I honestly can’t understand why this post is even here. The parallelism to a Gweny movie? Huh?
12 brand new songs! More like 12 new reasons to shoot yourself! Yuk, yuk, yuk! Zing! Blammo! Boom!
She chose the world where a blank, slack jawed stare makes you a billion dollars in money. (I think she’s an ugly little wretch)
gabe is funny
the ‘best of both worlds’ theme song is addictive as shit
i have no problem staying away from shit.
I never bought into the whole disney/nickelodeon teen screen queen thing. I liked my teen shows full of angst and drama. Maybe I shouldnt have been watching Degrassi Junior High reruns when I was seven but I would take that old show full of teen pregnancy , abortion and dating abuse anyday over Hilary Duff and Miley Cyrus show and laugh track.