It’s the last week of Late Night with Conan O’Brien before he packs it up and moves to LA to take over for Jay Leno, kind of. Whatever, we don’t have to get into that. Jay Leno is a chin clown with an airplane hangar full of antique cars that he paid for with the bones of his integrity, and the fact that he won’t quietly relinquish his mediocre stranglehold on late night television out of some desperate need for constant attention and approval no matter how middlebrow and pandering is not what this post is about. So, Conan’s only got a few shows left, and on last night’s episode he took an axe to the set and gave one lucky audience member a historic keepsake.

Aw. CHERISHED MEMORIES. But wait a second. Who is that behind Captain Sideburns of the S.S. Souvenir?

It’s Real Housewife of New York, Jill Zarin.

And she brought her daughter with her. You know, the one who had to go to fat camp for adolescent-onset-arthritis or something?

Isn’t that what it was? She had to go to fat camp because of her “sleeping disorder” or something? All I know is that she went to fat camp, but the reasons given for her going to fat camp were make believes.

I’m impressed that Jill was able to take some time off from the important work of nagging her rich husband to indulge her without actually touching her. But you know those Housewives. They refuse to not be a part of history. If it’s happening in New York, they’re there. Just as long as it’s free. And there is a television camera nearby. But not TOO nearby (wrinkles).

Thanks for the tip, Julia.