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Kelly: Hey, Gabe
Gabe: hey kelly
Gabe: what’s up?
Kelly: Same old things
Kelly: Trying to think of what I’m going to have for dinner
Kelly: What’s up with you?
Gabe: whoa
Gabe: you don’t know what you’re going to have for dinner yet?
Gabe: take the rest of the day off
Kelly: Oh, that would be great. Thank you, really
Gabe: our thoughts and prayers are with you and your dinner during this difficult time
Kelly: I didn’t want to say anything, but I really appreciate it
Kelly: Talk to you tomorrow!
Gabe: you didn’t want to say anything
Gabe: but it was the first thing you said
Kelly: Well you asked me what was up
Kelly: I wasn’t going to lie to you
Gabe: life is hard
Gabe: sometimes it’s like, you don’t even want to say anything
Gabe: you know?
Gabe: but you will
Gabe: immediately
Kelly: Is that the tagline for Say Anything 2
Gabe: no.
Gabe: next question!
Kelly: Ok so have you seen the clip of Anderson Cooper yelling at the human barbie?
Gabe: i’ve seen it but i haven’t watched it
Gabe: because i’m an adult man
Kelly: Oh please
Gabe: there are only so many hours in the day/my life
Gabe: i only watch videos about barbecue sauce and shaving cream brushes FROM NOW ON
Kelly: Whatever, that’s fair. We’ll ALL turn 50 someday.
Gabe: GQ.com
Gabe: which single malt barbecue sauce makes you feel like World War II documentary
Gabe: hold on, i’ll watch it
Gabe: i want to know what the girls are talking about
Kelly: Ugh
Gabe: what?
Gabe: ugh what?
Kelly: Just men
Kelly: Ugh, men.
Kelly: Have you watched it yet?????????????
Gabe: hahahaha
Gabe: the disdain in anderson cooper’s voice
Gabe: as he repeats
Gabe: “you actually do see Beyonce sweat on stage”
Gabe: is so intense
Kelly: Yeah it’s funny that that was the tipping point
Gabe: what is the point of this clip?
Gabe: as a WOMYN, can you tell me?
Gabe: or at the very least
Gabe: as a HUGE FAN of Anderson Cooper
Gabe: can you tell me?
Kelly: Well as each of those I think the only point of this clip is that for some reason Anderson Cooper invited a nightmare onto his show
Kelly: And then got upset when she was a nightmare
Kelly: There’s some post-show interview with him where he explains that he didn’t think she was speaking genuinely
Kelly: And he got upset because he thought she was doing this just for publicity
Gabe: wait a second
Gabe: hold on
Gabe: the woman with the most plastic surgery of everyone
Gabe: who calls herself the human barbie
Gabe: was not being genuine and was seeking publicity
Gabe: when she went on a bullshit daytime talk show
Gabe: ?!
Kelly: hahah
Kelly: DO YOU GET WHY HE WAS SO UPSET YET?
Gabe: DOES NO ONE HAVE ANY INTEGRITY LEFT?
Gabe: Anderson Cooper was like
Gabe: “CAN WE GET THAT 500 POUND CAT BACK IN THE STUDIO? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DIED? WELL THERE GOES THE LAST PERSON WITH A SHRED OF DIGNITY.”
Kelly: The most upsetting thing about the clip, really, is how everyone claps while he yells at her.
Kelly: 
Kelly: You invited her on your show because she was insane!
Kelly: How are you then upset that she is insane!
Gabe: right
Gabe: she is at least being consistent
Gabe: there are no surprises coming from her side of things
Kelly: haha right
Gabe: anderson cooper is the one throwing curveballs
Gabe: it’s a pretty slippery slope for a daytime talk show host
Gabe: to start telling people they’re horrible to their face
Gabe: when they are invited on the show specifically because
Gabe: they’re horrible
Kelly: Seriously
Kelly: It’s going to be hard to get, like
Kelly: The woman who wants to be the fattest woman
Kelly: To come on Anderson
Kelly: if he’s just going to yell at her to lose weight
Gabe: maybe he just thought she was going to have some great advice
Gabe: for working moms
Gabe: it is also hilarious that he was mad that she wanted publicity
Gabe: not only because obviously she wants publicity
Gabe: but also because WHAT ELSE IS THE POINT OF GOING ON THAT SHOW?
Gabe: for anyone?
Gabe: everyone who goes on that show
Gabe: wants publicity
Gabe: this isn’t the fucking Moth
Gabe: (and people who go on the Moth just want publicity)
Kelly: Hahah honestly
Kelly: And what else is the point of having a universally reviled monster mom on your show
Gabe: it’s hard to hold the moral high ground
Gabe: when you are the one being kind of a jerk
Gabe: to the person you invited
Gabe: he’s so proud of himself
Gabe: for telling it like it is
Gabe: as if he didn’t know how it was
Gabe: beforehand
Gabe: it’s such a false construct
Kelly: Common sense and the people who book guests set ‘em up
Kelly: Anderson knocks ‘em down
Kelly: If you don’t like it you can watch the damn View
Gabe: YEAH!
Gabe: you DO see beyonce sweat, though
Kelly: You actually do.
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anderson cooper’s reaction is the appropriate reaction for any viewer of anderson cooper’s show.
I hear what you guys are saying about inviting a lunatic on the show and then being surprised that she’s a lunatic. But remember the part of the video where that lady stated, in no uncertain terms, that if she didn’t get her daughter botox to keep from sweating that the daughter would then go to a WITCH DOCTOR (!!!!) to get it done herself? That seems like a fair breaking point to me.
Witch Doctor is what the Brits call eBay
I thought they called it eLorry
Even if she tried, he would just tell her “ooh eeh ooh aah aah ting tang walla walla bing bang.”
i’ve been creepily reading all monster comments for a lot of years now, and i laughed so hard at this that i finally signed up. (you ALL are about to get decades of upvotes to make up for lost time.)
i know, i thought Anderson’s breaking point was over how she had pressured her daughter to get botox to the point where, had she not been overtly okay with it and overseeing it, her daughter would seek out illegal back alley coat hanger injections from a voodoo priest.
also she looks only like the barbie my brother tried to melt the face off of.
OK, I read that whole goddamn thing and I still don’t know what the fuck Kelly’s having for dinner.
Shrimp on the barbie?
Chicken noodle soup
Soup isn’t dinner. Unless it’s chili. Even then, it has to be on top of something that is normally not served with chili. I recommend Fritos, pierogis, or more chili.
What about pho?
Pho is apparently a breakfast food in Vietnam. And since you can eat pancakes for dinner, you can definitely eat pho for dinner. Because all breakfasts are dinners. Except cereal.
This is incorrect.
which human Barbie even is this?
Right? I think Anderson Cooper looks more like Barbie than this ladie does
his blue eyes are so striking
WHOOPS GIANT PICTURE!!!
I’m actually very impressed at how well she handled that. If someone said they wanted to talk to me about something I do like, I don’t know, reading shitty sci-fi books, and then was like “YOU READ SHITTY SCI-FI BOOKS???!?!?! Get. Out.” I would have probably thrown a chair.
Definitely something .gif-able.
Haha, Old Man Fatima is the president of the Xanth Fan Club.
Population: 1.
It’s his show, he Ken do whatever he wants.
Right, but if he’s going to invite the guest, then have a freak out, next time he should probably just Skipper.
He should have the audience do the reacting. Just make his point and let ‘em Malibu her off the stage.
Wait…Meow died?!?!?!?!?! THANKS FOR RUINING MY DAY YOU GUYS
She has obviously never seen Pit Stain’s delightful off-Broadway one-man show, It’s a Gland Problem.
Until Anderson can deal with the scummy underbelly of the human population with the detachment and pseudo-interest of a Maury, I’m not tuning in. (Plus, I need a chicken tetrazine [I have no idea how to spell that] reference or two thrown in there, Anderson!)
Tetrazine(R) may cause nausea, sweating and suicidal ideation in children and young adults. Women who are pregnant or who may become pregnant should not take Tetrazine(R) or handle broken tablets. Please be sure to advise your health-care provider of all other medications you are taking when prescribed Tetrazine(R).
Tetrazine(R) (chicken-in-cream-sauce dihydrochloride). For you. For life.
good call
Um, you guys… did no one CLICK ON THE LINK TO BE A PART OF ANDERSON’S SHOW??? (http://www.andersoncooper.com/be-on-the-show/)
There are so many good ones, but I think the Videogum Everywhere mission should be this:
I Want to Try Something New… with Anderson
Is there a something new you want to try… along with Anderson?
or possibly this…
Faking a Disease or Disorder?
Do you suspect someone you know is faking a disease or disorder, or exaggerating their symptoms? Have you been faking something and want to come clean? We want to hear about it.
I want to try rum punches on St. Kitts with Anderson and meet the drunk monkeys!!! I volunteer to take this one for the team.
There are A LOT of things I want to try with Anderson but I don’t think we can do that. Maybe on cable.
AC was one Emilio Pucci bag away from hissing her off the stage himself!
“Anderson Cooper vs. the Human Barbie” sounds like a really awesome prog rock song.