Ugh. This guy. Look at this guy! Fuck this guy for real. As if the lion’s life isn’t sad enough already that he’s been stolen from his natural habitat to live in a tiny glass cage for his whole stupid life, but he’s also got to put up with this LMFAO asshole staring him down. The way this guy is standing, his “tough guy” posture is so infuriating. His posture! That is when you know you are dealing with a real piece of crap, when even the posture is just unacceptable. WHERE IS HARRY POTTER WHEN YOU NEED HIM? Remember that part, nerds? You nerds remember. I normally do not wish harm on people, but I genuinely wish that this guy would get eaten by a lion. I’m sure his family would be sad, but I don’t care. He deserves it. Leave his bones to dry out in the sun. Even the vultures would be like “oh this is that asshole!” Hate this guy so much. He’s probably your boyfriend. You probably date him. Caption the lion.
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