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Kate Gosselin was on the Today show this week to talk about how she’s a coupon blogger now. For real. That is what she does. Hey! We all have to put food on our families. Bitches got to eat, literally. She writes a blog for CouponCabin.com, which is a real thing. Take a look! It’s a handsome website with tons of fascinating articles. So obviously this was a pretty big get for the Today show. Next week: Kelly Conaboy! (BOOM, KELLY, YOU ARE BURNED.) Anyway, you can’t just talk to a coupon blogger (which now we are all just apparently agreeing that’s a term we accept as a real type of human being? Fuuuuuuuuuu) of Kate Gosselin’s stature without asking her about the kids that she just loves and cherishes so much and has dedicated her hair life to. It turns out those kids would just LOVE to be on TV again. Kate could go either way, but why are we on this Earth if not to make our kids happy, right, loving parents?
“They really, honestly miss filming,” Kate shared. “They recently have been saying, ‘When are we going to go here or there?’ They miss the crew. So, with our TLC contract now over, we’re hoping to move forward and do more fun projects.”
So honest. So heartwarming. What a true and genuine person who should definitely be in charge of the care and development of eight or really any number of children. Marriage is between one Kate Gosselin and one Jon Gosselin, and we need a constitutional amendment to protect their children. Vote Mitt “Honorary Gosselin” Romney in 2012. (Via E!)
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Good lord, is she using that child as a walking stick?!
she’s been figuratively using them as a crutch for their entire lives, so why not do it literally?
“…coupon blogger (which now we are all just apparently agreeing that’s a term we accept as a real type of human being? Fuuuuuuuuuu)…” – trampoline accident blogger
I’m sorry, but how did he not split open his pants? They look rather tight. #momalertomigod
I didn’t believe her until she said that her kids are always saying, ‘When are we going to go here or there?”. Now it makes sense. TOO much sense, but sense nonetheless.
But what about Jon????
The name of her coupon column is “Kate plus Eight (But with my 4 ‘buy one get one free’ coupons and the fact it’s double coupon day you actually owe me eight, store owner that sell kids apparently)”
It’s very popular on Pinterest.
Okay, fine, I’ll be the one to pitch it:
8 Kids – One ring – 8 Sides – One Death Match to fight for Mommy’s love!
The Ultimate Gosselin – coming soon to TLC!
The Gosselin Games
I just spent three glorious hours with my 6 month old son asleep on my chest, while my wife went to see a movie with her friends.
That, fellow monsters, is happiness all round.
6 month old sons are the best. But did you know that they get even better with age? Like a fine wine, but only not. Now you have something more to look forward to!
And yes, I’m on the other side of the planet where time and season is reversed. Kinda like an alternate universe, where we are all still waiting for the new seasons of Welcome Back Cotter and Laverne and Shirley.
How dare you, sir. It’s Kotter.
Not in Australia, mate!
Because Australians are terrible at spelling surnames properly? What could possibly be the explanation for the variation. Is Gabe Kaplan credited as Gabe Caplan? I’m sure I’ll hate every answer to these questions.
No, no, different show: “Welcome Back, Cotter” was a shortlived 80s sitcom starring Suzanne Somers and Mark Linn-Baker, about a cot salesman who moves in with his estranged sister and starts an online coupon business. It was very ahead of its time.
I acknowledge my grievous error and beg your forgiveness Mr & Chainsaws. I can only plead in my defense that the comment was written at 2:25 AM, when my command of facts and the English language oft desert me.
I think we can all find it in our hearts to forgive kritters eyes.
Oh don’t sweat it! I was more concerned with smacky’s reply that the spelling was actually different in Australia, but now I know it was all a joke.
But I’m in Austria…
I GIVE UP!
I’m happy you had a great time with your baby, critters eyes.
And… Scene.
The seasons are reversed in Austria? You guys should get that checked out. Doesn’t sound normal.
“You can imagine my screech of delight when I found out that CouponCabin has a new mobile app. It combines two of my top favorite things – saving money and my iPhone!”
I am imagining that screech, and it’s making me very uncomfortable :-/
Bah I didn’t mean to say that to you too. Now I’m VERY uncomfortable.
No need to apologise. This thread jumped the narwhal a while ago.
My ex girlfriend is from Austria! Do you know her? She broke up with me on my birthday!
“Coupon Blogger? I could have just done a blog? About Couponing?” – Octomom, from the set of her upcoming porn film
That’s what ’2 for 1′ is supposed to mean.
-Also Octomom from the set of her upcoming porn film, but after having read Kate’s blog.