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I’M THE KING OF THE SOOOUUUUUUUUUP! HAHAHHAHA. Oh man. This photo is great. On the one hand, I detest the entirety of paparazzi culture. It’s violent and grotesque and anti-human. Moreover, I’m disgusted by the re-ification of paparazzi culture as some kind of TRUTH. It wasn’t always this way, you know. There was a time when we had celebrities to be sure but we didn’t chase them through the streets screaming at them to get some kind, any kind of reaction. So when people argue that a celebrity shouldn’t complain about disliking the Absolute invasion of their private lives because that’s what they signed up for, it suggests that this is an immutable fact when in truth it’s just the “best practice” of a terrible, garbage industry. The fuck you need to know when someone buys a frozen Starbucks for? And yet, there are magical moments when you see Leonardo DiCaprio eating soup, which, like, I mean, again, this picture is just funny because THAT’S WHAT WE ALL LOOK LIKE WHEN WE EAT SOUP. Leonardo DiCaprio puts his soup on just like the rest of us, one spoon at a time. There’s no other way to eat soup. It’s not particularly embarrassing or amoral. He’s not drinking soup out of a transvestite whore’s mouth in the middle of the night. And yet it is still so funny. Hahaha. WHAT’S EATING GILBERT’S SOUP?! It is kind of sad that he has to eat it in some weird, darkened, fenced off corner and that no one else is eating soup with him although it does look like one of his assistants is about to DEMOLISH half a grapefruit. Aww, poor Leo! Somebody eat some soup with him! It doesn’t matter if you have an early dinner later, it’s just soup. You’re not going to get that full from a cup of soup. HELP YA BOY! EAT THA SOUP! (Celebuzz via RatsOff.)
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I bet he really would have liked that soup when he was here:
too soon
I’m frankly impressed that he eats soup from a paper bag
I know. I would think it would leak through. That’s pretty impressive!
This just doesn’t even make sense. At which meal are soup and a grapefruit both acceptable? This must be a leaked production still from an upcoming David Lynch production, because this shit is mind-blowingly surreal.
I don’t think that’s a grapefruit. It’s what appears to be a bloody mary in a to-go cup.
Looks like one of those citronella candles from this angle.
No way. It’s definitely a can of cranberry sauce that’s been dumped out onto the table.
I think it’s gazpacho, actually.
The paparazzi should be the least of his worries when he’s sitting right next to the terrifying googly eyes of AUTO SPKR wall-mounted robot overwatch.
OH GOD IT’S 1984 AND BIG BROTHER’S TECHNOLOGY KEEPS ON ADVANCING. “This soup sure does remind of how much I love Big Brother! Can’t wait to get back to my job at Miniluv. DEATH TO EURASIA.”
Guys, I’m on vacation right now and I just don’t have a lot of gumtime, but I just wanted to check in and say that this picture of What’s Eating Gilbert’s Soup and Magic Yand and it’s entire comment thread absolutely have made my week. The winner of this week’s award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence is everyone.
“My favorite part of my vacation to France was what some people said about soup on the internet.”
-You
The Louvre was a huge downer this morning.
THE SOUP WAS A HUGE PIC ME UP
But yes, clearly I should stop using the phrase “Made my week” when I mean “Made me laugh”
Now I will make your week, by giving you advise on how to survive as an American in Europe:
-A Guinness sign outside of a bar is the international symbol for “We speak English here.”
-Stay away from train stations as much as possible.
-If you’re staying in the same area for more than 3 days, it’s cheaper and more convenient to rent an apartment than a hotel room.
-Next time, go to Rome instead.
Facetaco’s advice for surviving as an American in Europe: Spell advice with an “s.”
Spelling wourds in the same manner as the British will make the loucals feel moure coumfourtable.
FT you may never read this but:
1) Hilariously I noted this today to my companion for the day walking by the GUINESS irish pub
2) No train only bike
3) Staying in an apartment and it is nearly cheaper than my rent in Toronto
4) So far, only 3 days in, and Paris has whooped Rome by a country mile. But it’s not fair because I hate Italy and everyone in it.
Go to the Centre Pompidou instead. It’s better!
Tomorrow morning!
I’m so hungry for soup now. To be fair, I *always* want soup, but just the mention of it makes me crave it like some kind of fiend… I’m like a chocoholic but for soup.
If you don’t feel like putting real shoes on, Siri can find restaurants in your area to deliver soup. Ask Zooey about it.
I just asked Siri and she told me to go fuck myself.
She doesn’t appreciate my specialness.
Bania thinks Leonardo should still take him to Mendy’s. Soup doesn’t count as a meal.