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This is a picture of John Travolta in his new movie, Taking of Pelham 123, which some of you may recognize as a remake of the 1974 action-thriller starring Walter Matthau, and even more of you will probably recognize as a rhyme from the Beastie Boys song “Sure Shot.” I’ll post the trailer after the jump. But first let’s just admire this picture. We are in rare air here. This is Bangkok Dangerous-caliber stupidface. It’s like that old expression, Nicolas Cage in Bangkok Dangerous + time = comedy. In other words, comedy + time = more comedy. I mean, I guess if you saw a guy like this at a bar you would be scared of him, but only because you’re at a gay bar and you’re a bigot.
I hope this movie wins the Academy Award for Costume Design because comedies are always underappreciated.
In other news: Mayor James Gandolfini makes me really want to watch the Sopranos again. That show was so good, I can’t believe it got canceled because no one watched it.
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Has Denzel Washington ever not been a hostage negotiator? Silly rabbit.
He’s not a hostage negotiator; he’s a civil-service employee.
I can get half a gallon.
I can’t believe this post escaped a Face/Off reference
I know! I’m glad somebody said it! I already can’t take him seriously, but when he’s a villain, he’s always laughable. Face/Off was terrible! This movie will be, too.
John Travolta really has the kind of face you just wanna punch
Why is John Travolta still making movies? Can you imagine a woman that ugly being hired — even to play an ugly woman? Would never happen.
this looks awsome!!
Summer is always a good time for alcohol and crappy movies. I am going to do my part to stimulate the economy this summer what about you? Well movie summer since real summer doesn’t start until June 21st.
This doesn’t look nearly as hilarious as the original, half-gallon of milk or no.
Get a gallon of milk? Seriously? Denzel had me until then.
the only positive I can pull out of that is atleast EITS are getting paid for the x1,0000,00000,000000 usage of their songs in a movie trailer.
zzzzzzzzzz……….
If you’re in the US, you can watch the original on Hulu here: http://www.hulu.com/watch/27822/the-taking-of-pelham-one-two-three