Look how angry and wrong this Twilight fan is that Stephen King dissed Stephenie Meyer! He’s just jealous because she’s in the spotlight and he isn’t! (Note: watching more than a minute is not recommended for reasons of redundancy.):

Omg, maybe Robert Pattison will see this and fly over to her house and bite her!

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Comments (61)
  1. DanBlurns  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    Oops, looks like eyebrows forgot what numbers are!

  2. Colby  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    I didn’t know cave trolls could read.

    • Gabe  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

      Boo, Colby.

  3. Colin  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    She’s totally right. Stephen King is a hack, whereas Stephanie Meyer is the next Shakespeare. Far more people have read Meyer’s books than King’s.

    Oh, shit, sorry. I forgot to turn of my “fucking retard” mode.

    • abbey  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

      Yeah make sure to turn that “of.”

  4. sounds about right  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    I’m willing to believe that there are 18 million stupid people in the world. There are probably more.

  5. Stephenie Meyer  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    Who the fuck is Stephen King?

  6. Alanfallfoulsoffelicitousfact  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    4.10-4.30

    • Ben  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

      Oh God, that killed me.

  7. bingo gas station  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    I love that the ads displayed on this video were all related to Diet and Weight Loss programs.

    I wish I was the programmer that got this assignment: “Update Ads By Google to scan videos for fatness. Display relevant ads”

  8. Wandicorn  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    Ugh…really Twilight girl? This is a (rage worthy) news story to you? Just leave it well enough alone. One day you will grow up and realize that Stephen King is always right. Always.

    • patty  |   Posted on May 19th, 2009

      to the wnadiocrn,, wo siad’ he alway’s right no hes’ not! if he said, that is was cool to nuke Canada or some innocent country or any countr,y would be right or he’d said go isupport the dafur gneocid,e then he wouldn’t be rgiht. yes that bastard of a writer is good but stpehenie is way better and oner the bet author and she and jk rowlign ahve b morals them him. jk rowling is a good author though too

  9. Darren87  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    Signs that maybe one should re-examine their life and try to see where it went wrong: see above video.

  10. TalbainJ  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    A) Stephen King is a great writer, and in ten years we’ll all be like “Stephanie Who?”

    B) I saw a double chin on a girl and “Twilight” in the same pose so I didn’t even watch that horrible horrible video

  11. Erin  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    AMAZING BUUUUUUUUUUUK.
    The fact that Twilight has sold a million copies doesn’t make it a GOOD series.
    Anyone could write a book that teenage girls will love if you follow the same equation as SMiller.
    Just add a HAWT love interest with supernatural powers to a mary sue main character in high school, make sure there’s plenty of sexual tension and ANGST, and you’ve got yourself a best seller.

  12. Bret McKenzie's Wolf Shirt  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    The best moment is when she exhales after her introduction.

  13. John Ham  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    Ugh, stop posting these videos MY GIRLFRIEND

  14. Alan  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    I MUST DEFEND STEPHENIE MEYER WITH AN IMPROMPTU VLOG THAT MAKES SPEAKING SEEM DIFFICULT.

  15. Christoph  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    Please watch her other videos. She is a gift that will never stop giving.

  16. Afrohaidara  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    Shrek got hot

    • Gabe  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

      Boo, Afrohaidara.

  17. The Life of the Mind  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    To be fair, let’s not put Stephen King up on a literary pedestal and make him out to be a brilliant literary genius. His work is decent and entertaining and probably better-written than Twilight (going off of what other people I trust have told me about it since I will never read it myself). But isn’t this kind of a Billy Mays vs. Vince Offer celebrity feud of the literary world? In the end neither of them are going to be remembered a hundred years from now for their wonderful literary contributions to the world.

    Also, gross.

  18. Ashley  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    Thank you, kind Irish lassie, I know where the sidebar is.

    • Vader  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2009

      Obviously SHE doesn’t….:/

  19. I PEE GOLD  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    Seriously though, she’s not attractive.

    • Lindsay  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

      But we don’t do that here! I FAIL.

    • Ben  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

      I don’t know, man. Like a million people have watched her videos, so you could probably consider her one of the best attractive-ers of our generation.

      • I PEE GOLD  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

        You’re logic is undeniable.

  20. Bryan  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    Really, though, Twilight is the worst. That might actually be Stephanie Mayer in that video, because she’s about as eloquent.

  21. dafs  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    Can someone help me out? I really need to catch a Snorlax, but I seem to be out of Pokeballs.

    • seth  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

      best comment ever.

  22. hey kate  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    Please can we talk about this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHf-WJc_7Dw
    she’s crying and eating cookies while reviewing the twilight movie.

    • ManDMo  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

      In her defense, I had a similar reaction to Hot Fuzz. Minus the Jaffa cakes.

    • alull  |   Posted on Feb 13th, 2009

      that’s not a camera she’s talking to. i do believe she’s convinced herself she’s talking straight into a cookie.

  23. Elliot  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    about 10 seconds in, right when she said “and i’m going to explain exactly why..” i looked at how long the video was and said “NOPE”

  24. boo  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    Jeez you guys are cruel. Making fun of her looks is just a cheap shot. According to lots of people, that’s what leads to eating disorders. Instead, try making fun of her lack of intelligence. That might lead to her finally reading a decent book.

  25. sarcasticmeow  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    I bet this girl writes fanfictiion that involves Edward Cullen and lots and lots of Pizza.

  26. Carrie  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    “Stephen King has a nose like a fucking skeleton”

    Really? ………..Really??

    • jefusan  |   Posted on Feb 13th, 2009

      Yep. Stephen King has a hole in the middle of his face where his nose should be, just like a skeleton.

  27. smiles  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    So, basically, Stephanie Meyer is a legendary writer because she has sold millions of books, which also makes her better than Stephen King, and he is just SO JEALOUS of her unforgettable talent.

    Also, sexman and fred are the all-time masters of independent film, so fuck right off, people who aren’t 12.

  28. ManDMo  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    I have a lot of friends that read these books over and over and have seen the movie over and over. But not a single one of them would say that they’re good.

  29. ManDMo  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    Also, “He’s not better. He will never be better. He is equal to, just as good as, and exactly the same as in almost every single way but differently.”

  30. mleary  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    she looks like she smells weird

  31. wubdub  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    Someone needs to tell Girl Whose Appearance I Won’t Comment On that if writing skill was based on copies sold, Stephen King would still be the better writer. Unless you qualify it as copies sold since Twilight was release, which just seems kind of protruding brow line.

  32. BarryLyndon  |   Posted on Feb 13th, 2009

    Hmmm, she looks like the kind of person that would use sugary, fattening sweets as their profile picture on MySpace. Or Videogum

    They are among us ….

    • Syrah  |   Posted on Feb 13th, 2009

      Zing! … however, her profile picture on youtube is misleading for even the weariest of internet daters.

    • allthingsgo  |   Posted on Feb 13th, 2009

      Boo, BarryLyndon.

  33. Funtastik  |   Posted on Feb 13th, 2009

    6:55 – 7:10.

    If she had taken her own advice, this video would never have existed.

  34. Jinx  |   Posted on Feb 13th, 2009

    I didnt know John Candy had a sister.

  35. Jinx  |   Posted on Feb 13th, 2009

    I didnt know John Candy had a sister.

  36. broaching breeching  |   Posted on Feb 14th, 2009

    a wild fantasy that you want your life to be but you know is not gonna happen

  37. Amanda  |   Posted on Feb 15th, 2009

    This is just silly and really amusing.
    Personally I like both King and Meyer. It’s strange how the fans are supposed to choose one of them, I just don’t understand it.
    And Stephen King, as far as I know, commented Meyers writing style, not the story itself. And I agree that Meyers writing is not that very good – but the story is. The Twilight books are the kind you read just for the stories sake.
    Another thing I don’t understand is how people sit around comparing their books, when they are so different they cannot be comapared to eachother.
    And just because a professional writer commented another, it’s weird how people who has nothing to do with it just blows up like that girl above.
    I love King, I love his writing, originality, talent for understanding todays society and his use of language. It doesn’t make me hate Meyer. I love Meyer for her stories and her humour, the simplicity and the theme – and it doesn’t make me hate King.

    • cizmad  |   Posted on Feb 16th, 2009

      “it just blows up like that girl above.”

      !

      Too easy.

  38. sarah  |   Posted on Feb 16th, 2009

    Um….. you guys are sleeping on the job, because:
    THAT’S YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
    I think if we beat you to it, then it’s your girlfriend and not ours. New rule. OK.

  39. Anniee451  |   Posted on Feb 16th, 2009

    This girl really thinks Stephen King has never generated the buzz that Stephenie has? Oh come on, now. Well, ok – I guess she IS young; maybe she doesn’t know any better, or how silly that sounds to someone who’s been around for King’s entire run.

  40. Jenniffer Love  |   Posted on Feb 17th, 2009

    I love Stephen King, he gave us carrie, pet cemetary and much more. i love dean koontz, and i like Stephanie Meyer.
    Stephen King has been around a lot longer and is a fantastic writer. In a few years he will be blind.
    He has earen the right to criticize anybody he wants. If you dont like his books or movies then dont read them.
    before you do a VIDEO WRITE DOWN WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY SO YOU DONT LOOK SO STUPID.

  41. Vader  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2009

    SOMEONE fell outtta the stupid tree and broke every fucking branch on the way down.

  42. lalalala  |   Posted on Mar 20th, 2009

    YOU ASSHOLES JUST WATCH!!!
    IF THAT WOMAN WAS A HOT SIZE ZERO WITH BLONDE HAIR, MORE OF YOU WOULD AGREE WITH HER!!
    SO STOP EFFING BASHING HER LOOKS!!
    so, my opinion on this is that is yes, she is going a LITTLE overbaord but she has great point.
    Steven King, was extremely rude and unprofessional.
    lots of people who read the twilight books become attached to them, as i have to a certain extent.
    BUT THIS IS WHAT BOTHERS E ABOUT THIS VIDEO…
    this woman is reinforcing the stereotype that all twilight fans are insane, crazy, and annoying whereas this is not always the case.
    I LOVE THE TWILIGHT SERIS.
    i have read all the books twice, and never get sick of them.
    i saw the movie and loved it.
    but im not gonna make a video telling every person in the world who hated these books to fuck off simply because i respect their opinions.
    RESPECT not AGREE.

    • mr gone13  |   Posted on Mar 22nd, 2009

      your comment is as irrelevant as the silly fanboy in the video. king can never be rude or unprofessional, he lives in maine

  43. Sambo  |   Posted on Mar 30th, 2009

    I can easily see the girl above in a future Stephen King movie. She is star material for one of his movies. :)

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