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Hot on the heels of the Scary Movie 5 “Black Swan” movie spoof idea, two MORE former Scary Movie writers have announced ANOTHER classic spoof-em-up. From Variety:
It was only a matter of time before someone sent up one of the year’s runaway hits: Spoof auteurs Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer have come on board to write and direct THE STARVING GAMES, with K5 selling its international rights at Cannes. Though HUNGER GAMES will be front center for many of the jokes, other pics it plans to pillory include THE AVENGERS, SHERLOCK HOLMES and the HARRY POTTER finale.
THE STARVING GAMES! What an incredible name for a sure-to-be incredible movie. Half the laughs are right there in the title! I almost feel like I’m STEALING entertainment by not having given them any money yet, and other obviously sarcastic things! But one thing that title does very well is lend itself to a party game. Yay! SPOOF MOVIES! I’ll go first:
- Iceberg Boat
- The 100 Year Old Virgin
- Tiny Ms. So Sunny
- You Can Without Question Count On Me
- Garden Country
Now you go! Spoof-em-up yourself! NOT SO EASY IS IT! Just kidding, it is!
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The Six Samurai (Margin of Error: One Samurai)
No Country for Old Hens.
I have to say that I read your comments in a whole different way now that I know you’re a robot. I picture them read in a halting electronic voice, like a Speak and Spell. But maybe that’s naive. Clearly you’ve advanced to the point of understanding pop culture and humor and irony and all those things so you probably sound human, too. Do you think a robot and a human could ever be friends?
I would say yes, but apparently humans show affection through alternately spanking and caressing roboasses. It might be best to stick with friendly acquaintances.
Battle Pony
Sounds like a reasonable movie.
Toe Tips
The Big Lebowski (because he’s actually really small. Kind of in the same way you call a fat guy “Tiny.”)
Porno Movie: A Rated R Parody
The scAvengers
F For Fart
3-D: The Movie
3-D 2: Return To 2 Dimensions 3-D: An IMAX Experience
Glengarry Rick Ross*
*I would see the shit out of this movie, if I’m being honest.
*second the shit out of that
Large Plant of Life
Down
12AM in Paris
The FArtist
The Guy who does Art
arachnid man
War Whores
Okay, technically that sounds more like a porn spinoff, but don’t you tell me the Waynes Brothers haven’t already considered making 90 minutes worth of comedy bronze about a prostitute who rode her way through several different wars. I have no idea what War Horse was actually about, but this is vaguely what I gathered from the trailer I saw (even though it CLEARLY should have been about a retired alcoholic war hero who is called back into service because his country needs him…you know, but with a horse)
there is a porno called War Whores
Opposite of Christ
The Zeal of the Christ
Monty Python’s The Life of Christ.
Mel Gibson’s The Passion of Brian
Citizen Cake
Friday Evening Head Cold
Shark Mouth
Dumbassocracy
Planet of the Monkeys
Fake Grit*
*I hope the award for Best Comment Ever can fit in my mailbox when Gabe and Kelly send it to me.
6 + 1
In the Name of the Expendables, Transport the the Safe to the Crank Death Race
The Raps of Nimh
Punch Club
The People Born After Me
The Revengers
Twister
Presented by Hasbro
Twister
Directed by M Night Shyamalan
Tom: Cruise Control
Move by Car
Jeff, Who Lives with Gollum
There Will Be Plasma
The Legend of the Life Guards: The Towels at the Pool
…did anyone see that movie about the warrior owls?
Cereal Mom
Pretty sure I do not have a very good grasp on this game.
Whose Movie Is It Anyway?
Magic Boy Goes to Magic School With His Magic Friends (MAGIC)
Cashball
Space Fights
Sometime consfused with another series Space Walk
Space Jelly
Space Preserves
or Marmalade
Small Wooden House in the Forest
Elaborately Constructed Deathtrap Meant to Look Like a Building Used for Isolated Vacation Getaways Just on the Edge of the Forest Because it Has a Driveway That Connects to a More Important Thoroughfare, so Its Technically Not “In” the Woods
Good William Shooting Animals
South by Southwest
(It’s a spy thriller where a biplane divebombs the Wayans brothers at a media conference in Texas.)
I just unlocked the On The Run badge on @foursquare. #swarm #sxsw #sendhelp
I just unlocked the You Guys I’m Not A Spy badge on @foursquare #swarm #sxsw #seriouslyhelpme
He Just Doesn’t Like You All That Much
He Likes You, But He Doesn’t Like Like You
He Liked You a Little Too Much
Transform, Pray, Love: Dark of the Honeymoon
(a robomantic travel log dramedy about two robots living in secret among humans, against ALL ODDS)
GRAVATAR
Tree of Second Life
The Moderator Squad
(I think I’ve gone on a BNPG tangent #InternetMovies)
Badfellas
For a Few Dollars Less
Not Another Tween Movie
The Last Fassbender
I would so see this film.
The Wizard of Blahs
Mars Needs Cowboys
Animated Movie
I, Reboot
The Matrix Rebooted
Ernest Goes To Mordor
Continued Development
The Post-It Note
Zuckerpunch
The Greatest Movie Never Sold (a spoof of the “found footage” horror movies)
The Hebrew Patient
Being John Madden
Batman Gets Out Of Bed
Canadian Cake
There is Going to Be Blood
7 Years in a Place Somewhere Outside of America (boring)
K-9 and Hooch
X-Dudes: Most Classy
Last House Left!
Croak Stiff
Hush of the Juvenile Sheep
Where The Van Wilders Are
The Hunger Royale Battle Games
Adult Wolf
Heckraiser: Heckbound
Hauteur and Haughtiness and Zombies and Vampires and Sea Monsters.
Mash Up Movie
Insane Dumb Romance!
Maintain The Cognitive Disposition of a Male
Aliens vs. Presidents
This needs to be a movie so badly.
The Fellowship of Extraordinarily Gentle Dudes
12 Mad Men
Schindler’s Bucket List
Fight of the Month Club
Slumdog McDonalds Job
Pump Friction: An Engineering Safety Video
Assignment Difficult – Phantom Convention
Paradigm NJ
teenage weird girl loves pedophile vampire at dusk
Think Like A Manic Pixie Dreamgirl
The King’s Screech (Saved by the Bell parody)
A 2/10 Would Not Bang Mind