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Well, that’s that. Jon Hamm wins. For those of us in the trenches, we’ve put up a good fight. We’ve pointed out that he’s not Don Draper in real life. His face is very handsome, yes, but he’s an actor. The suits on Mad Men aren’t even owned by the show itself (much less Jon Hamm) they’re rented from a costume warehouse, I heard it in an interview so it must be true. The man himself is in a longterm committed relationship of 14 years with his girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt. So even your witching hour fantasies of being aggressively womanized in some midtown restaurant coat check room while your spouses are dropping lemon rinds in their espressos are fantasies from a world that doesn’t exist. He’s a human being, was our point. He’s imperfect and probably even a little silly, we argued. But fuck. This photo is pretty dope. This photo shuts us right the hell up. Hamm 2012.
Winner will receive special mention in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. But not even a smile. (Image via BlameItOnTheVoices.)
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It wasn’t until that exact moment that Jon Hamm knew that he was sexy.
This ISN’T the Beatles?
More like… “Why am I listening to this? You know we can’t get the Beatles!”
“Jon, listen to me, get out of here and move forward,” Hamm whispered to himself. “This never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened.”
Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you’re rewarded significantly. It’s celebrated. It doesn’t make sense to me.
An idiot? Would an idiot write these lyrics?
“Shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots everybody”
“Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah (x3)”
An idiot? Would an idiot dress like this?
Holy Shit! This is a real photo? Like a real photo they posed for and professional photographer took? Fuck me, I hate this planet sometimes.
Now consider that the people in that photograph are uncle and nephew.
I love the head/wink glitch in this GIF, as it suggests that Jon Hamm is like a male Fembot. Which, in retrospect, seems entirely possible.
“We need to leave room for Jesus”
Hamm pain sours.
Hamm-pagne for my real friends, real pain for my Hamm friends.
“So, Mad Men is just the Megan show, now?” -LMFAO Guy
Gabe is in a band?
Yeah, but he wears a wig and big glasses so it’s hard to tell.
Also, I wouldn’t call LMFAO a “band.”
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Someone call security. Sideshow Bob is stealing my class ring.
Jon Hamm (r) pays a steep price for fame.
“I was 50/50 on getting ballsweat, but now. . .(whispers to assistant) That had better be hand sanitizer you’re giving me.”
That’s a firm hammshake.
“I’m with my Hamm-y, Bitch!”
sigh.
“This is so awkward. I really want you to leave, but I don’t know how to say it without sounding like a dick.”
Whitman.
Excellent joke.
Shown: LMFAO rethinking what it means to be sexy.
I’m just kidding, there’s no way ‘s anything is happening under that ‘fro.
“OMFG SMDH” – John Hamm
“What you call ‘party-rocking’ was invented by guys like me to to sell KIA Souls.”
“I’d have my secretary shake your hand, but she’s dead.”
She was an astronaut… from planet Party Rock.
“Don Draper is ambushed by Miss Blankenship, but always suspected she had been alive this whole time.”
“LMFAO? I’m not familiar with that agency. Are you affiliated with BBDO?”
Pictured from left to right: A manufactured personality and a class act
Sonofabitch; we’re wearing the same pants.
These goddamned Kardashians are everywhere!
“Maybe if I don’t move he will think I’m made of wax.”
not even looking at him and he’s still smiling
“Limit your exposure.”
LMFAO – “Hey, how’s it going?”
Hamm – “Yeah, thanks.”
“I absolutely loathe high strangers.”
Should I point out that this is a riff on the Madonna hydrangeas snub? When someone gave Madonna hydrangeas and she said she absolutely loathed them? Y/N?
Don Draper Fingerbang Threat Level: Zero.
That guy from LMFAO is 37 years old. Wrap your head around that for a second.
Jon Hamm is 41 years old. There is a 4 year age difference between those two.
37 years old is pretty darn old to probably be working at McDonald’s in six months.
Ugh. I’m 38. He’s still younger than me. So I can STILL say he’s a stupid kid!
Hamm: “Sorry Doc Brown. I will not go back with you to the 1960′s”
Pictured : LHamMFAO
“Orange Sherbert? No, never tried it.”
LGOMFH
(Let Go Of My Fucking Hand)
“I don’t know why everyone gave Ina Garten shit. These Make-A-Wish things are a fucking pill.”
“Every day I’m bafflin’.”
“Hi, dude, I’m LMF-”
“STFU”
Who’s the HAMM in this picture?
“Redfoo, I’m glad that this is an environment where you feel free to fail.”