They’re here, THEY’RE HERE! (Though the Red Bull Award nominees remain unannounced.)
What in hell is Best On-Screen Transformation? I am probably putting way too much thought into this, but I sincerely have no idea what they were going for with that list of nominees. Did I miss a scene in 21 Jump Street where Johnny Depp became a werewolf and ate Jonah Hill? I even thought they might be equating transformation with a change in character, but I’m pretty sure Colin Farrell remained unchanged throughout the duration of Horrible Bosses. I give up, I’m going to take a nap under my desk now.
Facetaco, it’s OK. Go have some more coffee (coffee cures everything). They make up these titles so that everyone can win something. It’s really good marketing. The celebs have to go because they’re all nominated for something so that increases viewership, etc.
Are all the nominees in this category from Transformers?
Swinton and Fassbender have been snubbed again! If they weren’t already busy planning to liberate David from the Gallery of the Accademia di Belle Arti, I am sure they would be most sincerely crushed.
Fassbender is too busy warming up my bed! ZING!
Best Onscreen Penis:
But seriously, come on people, his penis isn’t that big.
Well…how were you measuring. In my experience of looking at onscreen penises, the length jokes make little sense but other measurements……
Charlize beating up Fassbender is what my filthy dreams are made of, only in my dreams HE’S VERY EXCITED ABOUT IT.
What does this even mean?
“Best Gut-Wrenching Performance
» “Bridesmaids” (Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Rose Byrne, Melissa McCarthy, Wendi McClendon-Covey and Ellie Kemper)”
I believe that was for the poop scene
I’m sure it lifts Ryan Gosling’s spirits to have been nominated for Drive. Like I always say, if the Academy snubs you, at least there’s MTV. (I’ve never said that before and never will again.
So, this is a serious question. Does anyone know if there is a DVD “Winner of *so-and-so* MTV Movie Awards* on the cover? I want to know because I want to laugh.
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