
No duh. From the AP:
Uggie, the Jack Russell terrier who appeared in the Oscar-winning “The Artist,” has a memoir coming. Gallery Books, an imprint of Simon & Schuster, announced Friday that “Uggie: My Story” will come out in October. His tale of tails will be transcribed by biographer and presumed dog whisperer Wendy Holden.
Uggie’s other films include “The Descendants” and “Water for Elephants” so look for the inside doggie dish on George Clooney, Reese Witherspoon and others.
LOOK FOR THE INSIDE DOGGIE DISH (?!?!?!?!) ON GEORGE CLOONEY AND REESE WITHERSPOON! This is going to be a great book. Read the whole thing. Don’t skip any parts of this book. It’s called literature. #Birdie4GhostWriter
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What kind of dog is Birdie? I want a Birdie.
“Defeated and broken by the Hollywood system, Uggie had no choice but to go back to his roots…”
(B)Arf.
Amirite?
he’s gonna need to quit looking at me all smug like that.
I hear there will be a whole chapter about every single one of George Clooney’s pranks he pulled on Uggie. Such as…
boarding up the doggie door.
Covering his pee pad with cling wrap
Pretending to throw a ball
waggling a treat in Uggie’s face then not giving it to him
i hope he gets into his bitter feud with Moose.
Life is Ruff: The Uggie Story
Late day BNPG? Dog Authors?
Tom Wolfe
Stephen King Corso
Cormac McArfy
Tom woofe
Maya Angelah-woooooo
J.K. Howling
William Chesapeake Bay Retriever
Chuck Malamute
Dean Coonhound
Akita Christie
Virginia Woolfe. Done.
Dr. Shih Tzeuss
Leo Tolstoy Poodle
Roald Dahg
Bark Twain
Jack Russell Kerouac
Really surprised this blurb didn’t refer to something “being a bitch”. Kept it classy!
Shh, don’t give them any ideas!
I hate when dogs have more money then me (OK most dogs have more money then me).
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Oh, is Birdie still writing these days? Must not have noticed.