If you start reading this blog now, you are contributing to the death of American media, but if you start reading this blog later, you weren’t there in the beginning and therefore are not entitled to tout its merits.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
His blog posts are great, but I suggest starting wth his fourth post and then going back to the first and reading them in that order.
Surprisingly enough, I would have to rank the first 5 blog entries as follows: 5,1,4,3,2
Ey, listen here, Gabe. You blog at the king, you best not miss.
A man gotta have a blog.
Thin line between bloggin’ and hell
You blog at the blog, you blog not blog.
A blog, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the shit that happens while you’re waiting for puppy videos that never come.
If you start reading this blog now, you are contributing to the death of American media, but if you start reading this blog later, you weren’t there in the beginning and therefore are not entitled to tout its merits.
Point is David Simon hates you.
I’ll probably just wait and read the whole thing in big chunk, like, three years after he finishes.
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