If only the transparent desperation of national news networks to find a new dumb thing affected by our dire economic situation was some sort of indicator of brighter times ahead, this MSNBC report about how people are buying fewer thongs and more granny panties would be breaking awesome news. Instead, it’s just sad (and that thong-aficionado dude at the end is your boyfriend):
Thong Song? Check. Lack of acknowledgment of any type of underwear other than thongs or granny panties? Check. I’m just disappointed that none of the Rock Of Love skanks were available to be interviewed for this story.





























everyone knows that boyshorts are the official underwear of the late 00′s recession.
I officially love the recession.
At this rate women might just stop wearing panties altogether.
I love the guy who was all “What kind of underwear do I like MY woman to wear?” because that clarification was necessary. Did the interviewer ask what kind of underwear he likes on “his woman”?
I only got 14 seconds into that video, so whatever.
What was with the thong cam swoop at 0:45?
Maybe everyone figured out that thongs and guys who are into thongs are gross?
“I think that grandma belongs in granny panties, but non-grandmas belong in thongs.” So that includes old women without grandkids…that guy is clearly the admin for lemonparty.org
*GASP!* Not … TARGET!!!!
I hate reasonable underwear prices too, msnbc.com.