Posted on Apr 18th, 2012 by 10 Comments

In like five years. Says Kim Kardashian. Congratulations in advance to Glendale.

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  1. facetaco  |   Posted on Apr 18th, 2012 +3

    These political aspirations aren’t anything new. I voted her mayor of Bontertown YEARS ago.

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  2. topknot  |   Posted on Apr 18th, 2012 +1

    GlendalE!

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  3. heimaey  |   Posted on Apr 18th, 2012 +1

    Glendale suicide pact starts in 3…2..

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  4. lilbobbytables  |   Posted on Apr 18th, 2012 +3

    But now who will Frankie Muniz ask to be Secretary of Swag?

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  5. humane  |   Posted on Apr 18th, 2012 +3

    I misread this as “Kim Kardashian Running for Mayor of Greendale.” I hope she Changs her mind and does that instead.

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    • Mr. Hausfrau  |   Posted on Apr 18th, 2012 0

      ha. i was like, “Stupid Kim, Glendale isn’t a real place! Are you trying to be Meta or whatever that is?” and the i was like, whoops! Who’s the REAL big-bottomed, celebrity, idiot whore? #stillkim

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  6. Jonee  |   Posted on Apr 18th, 2012 0

    As a resident of Glendale (really) I’d vote for anyone that can get the guys who work at the BMW dealership to stop taking all the parking spaces on my street. But, may I remind Ms Kardashian that we’re run by a city council and the title of mayor is largely meaningless.

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  7. curbyourself  |   Posted on Apr 18th, 2012 0

    i live near there (kinda, in east l.a.) and im pretty sure with my gang invested area is going to be a lot better in five years

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