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Uhhhh, look, I mean, I don’t…what do you really want…I could explain that–I could explain that Artist Makode Al Linde created this “piece” in the Swedish museum of art as some kind of…can you PLEASE turn the sound down on this…as some sort of political statement against the continued practice of female genital mutilation in Africa but…oh God…oh GOD THIS CAAAAAKE! Does that help? Does my explanation help? The best part is probably all the white people in the room nervously laughing and slopping their plastic cups of wine all over the place. SO GAUCHE. Honest to blog, put all the art and politics away, because they’re not going to help me tonight when I nightmare about this cake KILLING ME. (Via Animal.)
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This sounds like a case for the boss of cakes, the Cake Boss. (CAKE BOSS!)
Definitely not guilt-free dessert.
Can I please get a piece of the red velvet spleen?
I really wanted to find a gif of Joey Lawrence doing black face on Gimme a Break but oh well. SS will do.
quickie aborsh
Hey, guys! I know I haven’t been around in a while so I just thought I’d pop by and see what you guys are up to latelIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
HO. LEE. Sheisse. Is it even possible that nobody, no one thought “you know this *might* not look good, it’s actually TERRIFYING.” No? Nobody? OK Sweden. I guess just go back to your lingonberry pancakes and racially homogenous society. Seriously offended.
This is actually close to an idea I had about putting tiny speakers in cigarettes, and when lit up the cigarette starts screaming like it’s being burned alive.
That reminds me of the Uncle Floyd Show, a sort of UHF Jimmy Kimmel show in New Jersey in the 80s. He used to do a bit called “A Day in the Life of a Food,” where there’d be a voiceover while the camera stayed on, say, a banana… “Oh, hello, this is weird, where am I? I was in my tree yesterday, and then I was on a truck with all my brothers… I miss my family… [as he gets peeled] Oh! Oh boy that’s cold! It just got so cold in here! Hey, where are we going… [as he gets carried across stage] What’s that thing? [a blender, which he gets put in] Oh, like a little house, okay, this isn’t so bad, it’s a little warmer in here I guess. You’re putting a lid on? Will I have enough air? Hey! Wait!” Then the blender is switched on and the SCREAMING starts. Oh man, that just slayed 10-year-old me.
this is just great political commentary…and the icing is just to die for. terrible about these poor women in Afric- have you tried this? it’s red velvet!
Powerful stuff
Sweden: Where you can have your cake and eat it too, but you won’t want to.
Needless to say, that was the last time I let Paula Deen host my kid’s birthday party at her restaurant.
I am already having a nightmare about this.
What. The. Fuck?!
This cake has replaced the below as the most terrifying dessert I’ve ever seen.
This disturbed me far more than I thought it would.
I can’t believe Kirk Cameron would stoop to this just to get more people to come to his birthday party.
Bummer, looks like someone already got the piece with the flower.
(I’m so sorry)
the problem with really stupid, shitty offensive political art is that it always makes it just that much more difficult for legitimately interesting, well done political art that might also be offensive to exist. so it’s like, doubly insulting to everyone who happens to witness it. ugh. and that facepaint! and NECK STRETCHING RINGS JESUS CHRIST.
This is a perfect cake to serve at my party celebrating the fact that I just got fired for watching this video
Well! This seems like a good place to discuss The Cabin in the Woods with lilbobbytales. Lil’ Bobby! Are you here? What did you think? What did everyone else think?
I’ve seen it twice.
Loved it. Best movie of the year so far.
u are tasty but ur bitch
Uh, death please.
Uh, death please.More like cake AND death. Get it? You get it, Lay Jeno.LOLOLOLOLOL
Hahahah YES! Cake or death joke!!!! Thank you, cakeordeath. Death please, indeeeed. “What’s all this, please?”
You didn’t even need the follow up comment, in my book! I’m so glad I checked back in.
“Taste of human, sir?”
I didn’t realize Top Chef Just Desserts was on Starz this year…
I think this one knows something about birthing them babies.
Oh no.