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“Siri, make me smell like mangosteens.”
“Siri, where’s the nearest knitting club?”
“Siri, I don’t feel like wearing normal shoes today. Cobble me some cardboard Michel Gondry espadrilles.”
“SIRI, WAKE UP!”
“Siri, remind me to examine my own body with a hand mirror for a deeper understanding of my sexuality. Tomorrow.”
“Siri, who invented yarn?”
“Siri, invite my contact list over for a mid-morning limbo party and also order a limbo stick from the limbo stick store.”
“Siri, call Europe.”
“Siri, what frozen yogurt toppings do you like best? I mean besides mochi?”
“Siri! It’s me Zooey! Siri! Hi, Siri! Zooey!”
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There is a good chance that not only would I do everything in the commercial, but also 90% of what Gabe listed after.
I’m insufferable, aren’t I? I guess I had to learn it sooner or later, and at least here I am with friends.
Siri, where is Tilda Swinton?
Van Oben, you know me so well. “Siri, what is the best escape course from Tilda and her elephant gun?”
I’m not sure if an elephant gun is a real thing, but I am DEFINITELY picturing Tilda Swinton carrying around a tiny pet elephant (whom she calls Mr. Tusks), and when she pulls his tail he shoots peanuts out of his nose.
You’re adorakbly insufferable. Take comfort in that.
Its really the best I could hope for. Thanks!
Dammit! Donna Dorko.
“Siri, why am I impervious to melancholy? Harumph!”
Nothing will make people recognize your specialness more than being in an ad for the top-selling mobile phone of 2011. She’s so quirky and unique!
“Siri, recognize my specialness”
“Ok, Zooey, you are special. A delicate and quirky flower.”
“Zooey, you are the quirkiest in the land. However, there is another. An indie darling who will grow to be even more quirky than yourself.”
“Siri, could you find me a huntsman to cut out her heart? Also, what’s the eta on my soup?”
Siri doesn’t understand me. How special is that?!
Apparently not that special…I hear there are lots of problems with Siri and voice recognition.
I just asked Siri where I could hunt Zooey Deschanel for sport and she gave me the weather forecast for Berlin. Yes, this actually happened.
Did you ask it in a German accent?
Try it in a Zooey Deschanel voice ala Abby Elliot
“Siri, remind me to liquefy M Ward’s bones in acid. Tomorrow.” – The darker side of ZD
Zooey: Siri, what is “cute”.
Siri: You are Zooey.
Zooey: Damn right bitch.
I don’t feel one way or another about this ad, but I will say that after a brief search for Zoey gifs, I am very disappointed in the apparent lack of animated gif availability for “The Happening.” Hey, come on, internet, I can think of hundreds of specific moments that would have been perfectly giffable! What gives?!
Everybody else is clearly on a bus headed to the town of Princeton.
I’d like to hear more about that hand mirror to-do.
Not me. I’d say it sounds quite dreadful. I’m worried if she does that she may not get one of her hands back!
I was going to make a joke but decided instead to post this gif
kitty!
Trust me, you do NOT want to be in on that. You really don’t want to get a close look at the source of her specialness. Let’s just say that she may or may not be hosting Cuato, the leader of the Martian rebellion.
Do you really need to ask your fucking phone if it’s raining when you are standing two feet away from a window?
Yes! Isn’t she just adorkable! ♥!
♥
she wanted to check the weather before it got cool.
oddly, I went to Stereogum today first and saw this. I thought this Zooey Deschanel would have been more suited to Videogum and I was right!
I thought Katy Perry had a droid phone?
“Siri, will you teach me how to Dougie?”
“Siri, who let the dogs out?”
I laughed at this post but would also totally watch a video where Zooey asks Siri these very questions. I can’t help but love that woman.
“Siri, does anyone really like my show?”
Yes! I really do!
we know. you can’t help it, as you said.
“Siri, remind me to buy some more adult diapers” – sneak peek at script for upcoming Hugh Jackman iphone ad.
“Siri, remind me to buy some more adult diapers” – sneak peek at script for upcoming
Hugh Jackman Gerard Depardieu iphone ad.“Siri, remind me to
buy some more adult diapershow to format correctly and also look things over before I hit submit” – sneak peek at script for upcomingHugh Jackman Gerard Depardieudjfreshie iphone ad.Apple “we made a computer than answers questions”
IBM: “WE made a computer than asks questions upon receiving an answer”
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Siri find ukulele tabs for Joni Mitchell’s Blue
Siri, tell me how to talk as though peanut butter wasn’t clinging to the roof of my mouth.
I simultaneously hate Zooey Deschanel and want to be her.
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