So sorry to all of you guys in Rammstein cover bands out there, but I think it’s pretty clearly time to throw in the towel. These guys did it. We can all go to bed now! Everything is how it should be! (Thanks for the tip, Ian and davidcxr!)

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  1. And it’s 4:20

  2. Hope? I guess they’re voting ÖßÄMÄ 2012.

  3. That drummer!!!! What’s she like 3 or 4? And I love that the drum is propped up on some kind of Little Tykes apparatus. Plus she’s perfected the bored drummer look.

  4. Until she switches over to the harp, then she’s an animal.

  5. Wow, that kid on guitar has no idea how much he’s going to get laid in college.

  6. Sounds as good as Rammstein.

  7. I have never agreed with a post title more.

  8. I would say these kids are on their way to a record deal, but I don’t think those exist anymore, right?

  9. i think you mean flame-throw in the towel

    • oh god. last summer sometime a friend and i got weirdly obsessed with watching rammstein concert videoes. they are INSANE. like, legitimately freak me the fuck out, but are also strangely hypnotic. something about watching a giant stadium filled with germans freak the fuck out to industrial music while super intense BDSM sex is simulated by buff bear men is…. uh… i don’t know. don’t judge me. just try watching one of those 40 minute concert videos and not feel… moved? i think moved might be the right word? but yeah one of those dudes LIT SOMEONE IN THE AUDIENCE ON FIRE during that shit. they are not fucking around!

      • Say what you want about their music. I catch myself digging the gothiness. But these dudes know visuals. They may have made the best music video ever.

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGLrrTbF3t8

        They’re dwarf slaves to a giant Snow White who shoots up the gold dust they mine for her. It’s actually the song these awesome kids are covering. Weird as shit, and they still get their BDSM in but strangely moving somehow. I am so conflicted about it. . .

  10. This is the greatest. Usually I’m creeped out by child prodigies but these kids are awesome.

  11. Du hast me at “Children Medieval Band.”

  12. You must be a god damn mutahfuckin fool to allow your 5 year old children to listen to Rammstein.

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