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It’s just wonderful to watch someone who looks almost TOO comfortable deliver what has to be the most SINCERE birthday wish (see also: DOPE) to a person they definitely RESPECT for sure you can just SEE it on their HAPPY FACE. Powerful stuff. Sometimes it’s all too much, you know? The heart swells to the point of bursting. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KRISTEN STEWART FROM THE RAW, EMOTIONAL STREET POET CHARLIZE THERON. (Via LaineyGossip.)
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Dr. Birdie knows Charlize Theron?
On Location at Charlize’s Cardboard Castle Fort.
I watched this without sound, so this is what I’ve decided she said: “Kristen! What’s up with that face you always make? Did it get stuck that way? Happy birthday, I guess. Just remember, whatever our weird Snow White Movie says… I am still hotter than you! Zou bisou bisou!”
Hey Charlize, if I promise to keep rockin’, my birthday is in November.
Just sayin.
we all know how she feels about november
she couldn’t just send a card? or is this the only way K-Stew can get messages in her panic room?
I signed a birthday card for a coworker I barely know almost verbatim. Keep rockin’ Sarah!
A little birdie told me that Charlize gets high as fuck from smoking marijuana.
I like Charlize but this is one of those “trying too hard to sound young” things. Like when I was about 21-22 and my mom’s younger friends who were in their later 30s/early 40s would talk as though we were the same age. A little too much head bobbing. Not like 40 year olds trying to sound 14, just, you know, trying too hard.
You know what I’m sayin’…stay fly.
Is anyone else having flashbacks to yearbook signing? She really should have signed off with “Stay cool, ttfn!” and her phone number.
Let’s hang out this summer! LYLAS!
When reached for comment, Kristen Stewart had an equally emotional response.
What is the Videogum consensus on Young Adult? I just saw it and did not like.
I liked it, but not enough to see it again.
I liked it, but didn’t think it was worth the ticket price and risk of bed bugs from an nyc theater (this is how I measure how much I liked a movie lately)
I didn’t like it at all. I almost left the theater in the middle of it. but i like patton oswalt a lot and thought he was great in it.
It was Eastbound and Down with a female lead. Patton Oswalt was good in it.
I thought it was fantastic but difficult to watch. It was really bold to have Charlize’s character (spoiler) remain so viciously self-absorbed. It makes you think about what’s going to become of teens who spend all of their free time watching shitty reality shows on E! and Bravo.
I hope everybody, everywhere makes their own version of this. Best birthday ever, dude!
I just watched that movie about Kevin Clash (“Being Elmo: A Puppeteer’s Story”), and there’s a part where it shows his daughter’s sweet 16 party, and he has videos like this featuring Jack Black and other celebrities wishing his daughter a happy birthday. I was like “oh, so that’s what the obscenely wealthy do with their money!”
‘Little Birdie’ is the name of their dope dealer. Nice dude. Tells you when it’s your homey’s b-day, yo.
Charlize, just so you know when it’s my birthday, I will keep rockin too. Although actually I like to rock n’ roll all night and part of every day. I usually have errands, so I can only rock from like 1:00 to 3:00.